Keith, you son of a bitch. Don't you dare place that hex on me.

Chuck tried it a couple of years ago and succeeded:

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

Is Patrick Kane 17 years old? McDavid shouldn't be dropping the gloves, but he's a 17 year old, he's going to make mistakes like that. You can't compare him to a guy who's been in the NHL for years.

Yeah, in hindsight I probably should have circled the down and distance. You don't see a pathetic failure of that magnitude very often, particularly in the NFL, so a 3rd & 46 could easily be missed.

Despite already having the win sealed, the Jets were still doing Jetsy things.

I hear Fast and Furious 73 and 74 are coming out in December and January, respectively.

Here's said handler screaming "NO MEANS NO!" at ESPN Deportes reporter John Sutcliffe, and to be fair "No" in English does indeed mean "No" in Spanish.

Been there, done that. My next clearing attempt caught the linesman right in the hip....

I crashed into a linesman in a similar fashion in college, though no injury and nothing nearly as serious as this. A period and a half later, the same linesman interfered with me going up the boards and I lost the puck. I shouted "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, MAN!" I spent the next two minutes in the box.

Lets just tell masturbation stories, I didn't get caught, but when I was about 15 and in boy scouts, we had a 25 mile bike trip. Pretty much just took a couple hours on a saturday riding around some highways that no one used. I was a little slower than everyone else, so I found myself well behind the pack. Bike…

It was an exhibition game. These guys must have just seen the vid of Willis Reed fighting the whole laker bench. Willis could do that.

Button-up man
Button-up man
Doing the things a button can
Kicking some can that's the plan
Button-up man

When will white people address their culture of violence?

How come the video switched to "vintage mode" halfway through?

Gauch!-o

The Tequesta were a particularly superstitious people when it came to ailments and injuries. At the first sign of any trouble, they would consult with the tribe's Schiano Man in the hopes that he would scare it out of them with wild and insane chanting.

I wish they'd had some time to put in some packages using both Cassel and Bridgewater. Although they probably wouldn't have worked very well with Ryan Moats now out of the league.