When the Tigers made the playoffs with Prince Fielder, he sprayed waffle batter everywhere. Now THAT'S fun.

Man, I love Cuba Gooding Jr. One of the few LA based celebrity hockey fans that won't just show up for the finals (looking at you: Cruise, Tom and Beckhams). Let the man drink, be merry and dance to songs that may only exist within the confines of his head. He's a national treasure as far as Kings fans are…

[Wes Welker would pay for recreational drugs, such as speed, with pounds instead of dollars, if he were in London.]

"I was going too fast at 300 pounds to stop"

ESPN doesn't think it has a Stephan A. Smith problem.

OK, for everyone who missed the original story, the woman in the picture is NOT the woman we are talking about. The woman we are talking about is the woman who took the picture. According to the original article, as far as I can remember, she is a friend of the women who are in the pictures, and on the evening in…

Fucking sick of this. Here are the undisputed facts everyone knew before seeing the video. Ray Rice hit his fiancé, and that hit knocked her unconscious. Both were initially charged with a crime. When a grand jury viewed the video, it dropped the charges against her, and increased the charges against him.

The Rams should shut up about this as soon as Simmons and all The Pats stop calling Super Bowl XLII the luckiest game in NFL history.

Goddammit Marshal Faulk, you lost. Get the fuck over it. Now get your arthritic ass knees back on TV and get me my muthafuckin fantasy advice from Jason La Canfora. And you better not drag saint Kurt Warner into this bullshit either.

Well The NFL's week from hell keeps on getting better. Please tell me there's a tape out there of The Pats taping The Rams walk through at Super Bowl XXXVI.

Plaintiff did not want to see Defendant JERRY JONES receive oral sex from the female.

"Yeah, GIFs! Yeah, GIFs!"

Even if the Ravens cut him, I doubt the domestic abuse will be nearly as relevant as Rice's problem with negative yardage. People just can't stop walking back statements about him.

Scorching hot sports take

Johnny Cleveland already describes a sexual act in which you're just about to finish, but instead, your condom falls off, so you pull out and don't even get close to having sex again for 20 or 30 years.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

I have a beard. I would normally like to see that beard reflected in my character.

I get that, being big on SP myself, but we don't control any of that. I enjoyed the MP for ME3, and it really took the sting out of the ending of that game's SP.