SimulatedSnowman
SimulatedSnowman
SimulatedSnowman

I'd like to think I had a direct involvement in this post being published.

I hereby dub this man Almostradamus.

As a Chicagoan who has to deal with a ton of Packer fans who smarmily squeeze their cheesy farts into their hands and try to throw it in my face say this....GOOD! I hope they have to endure the same QB carousel that has plagued the Bears for the past 20 years.

He said all those things...

List of common reasons for an in-flight fire over Wisconsin:
1. Grill Class
2. Mid-air collision

"No. No. No! NO!! DO NOT LET THOSE PLANES MEET, FOR GOD H. JESUS CHRIST'S FUCKING SAKE!!!"

Colorado: "I have never in my life heard of the 'cowboy cookies' that are allegedly the quintessential food of Colorado"

Voice-over: Coming this summer, a motion picture experience unlike any other. One man, who's reputation has become tarnished by one foolish slip of his tongue...

Looks like Goodell's policies are protecting player safety, though.

Lil Birdman

This guy played for Alabama.

Oh, come on.

They're more helpful than no ratings at all considering how many parents don't know anything about video games.

Well that seems logical, it's nice seeing people who decide on their consoles like this (personal preference and choice). Though unfortunately, if you side with the Xbox in that same way (for any given reason) you're just a fanatical fanboy pleb who can do nothing more than swallow the dredge the MS puts out.

It really doesn't matter where the contact occurs on that type of hit, it's all illegal when it's your girlfriend.

This is like the pot calling the kettle a piece of shit.

Same, I love that guy. His enthusiasm for the game reminds me of being a kid. Between Ortiz being Ortiz and the Cards being insufferable killjoys I had a pretty easy time deciding which team to root for in a World Series with no teams that I usually follow. Go Sox!

Not a Sox fan, not by a long shot, but Ortiz is a guy I just can't help but like. No matter the terrible things he does to my favorite baseball team.

Fighting games were my favorite genre 20 years ago, now I can't get into them anymore.