Good Ol' Olypmic China Vagina. Sadly we never got to be inside ye.

Not much to do but throw up your hands.

The NHL scoring leaders proved last night that they can win with defense

Two things I learned exist from this photo:

Here are some "mystery content" codes from the Destiny trading cards! Just enter them in the same place you'd redeem your beta code. When you enter them, you'll get a message saying, "See what you've unlocked in 2014!"

CODE 1: YKA-RJG-MH9 (WARLOCK)
CODE 2: 3DA-P4X-F6A (HUNTER)
CODE 3: MVD-4N3-NKH (TITAN)
CODE 4:…

I'm glad Marcus has chosen to communicate with his brother using a digital medium. Were it not for Twitter, he'd most likely be following his brother around like a little puppy dog, and, well...

...and Barack Obama is the Commander-in-Chief of all U.S. military forces, meaning he outranks the entire Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Too bad no one will be using this since they'll all be on Sony's device. Have Machinima call us when it's on the PS4. Thanks.

You're exploding the heads of people who insist Kotaku does nothing but slam the Xbone.

So here's some good news to counter.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost…
Apparently use of dedicated servers will be free to developers on the Xbox One. I suppose that means there'll be no excuse to not see use of dedicated servers for games on that platform. Unless Sony can match this, it's a pretty safe bet that…

Its completely obvious too. They get more views bashing them then they do writing positive articles. They want to say on that bandwagon. Quite pathetic really.

Kotaku has become the "Anti-Xbone" internet shills of the internet.

Been saving this creation for a long time.

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

Man fuck outta here. No white player is that fast.

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Um, before we go and start feeling bad for Bartman all over again, could everyone please take a deep breath and remember that this man is a CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER?!?