Daaaaaamn this is so similar to “That which is dead can never die” which makes me feel like your comment is some serious business.

While I agree that I’ve never compared Buffalo to NYC in any capacity, I don’t think that population metrics are really a factor when it comes to this sort of thing. I would compare it to like, when a female dog humps another dog. They don’t love each other. They aren’t trying to mate. They’re just trying to show that…

Just checking his oil. SPORTSMANLIKE

Seriously. What they’re really saying is “Man I wish I didn’t have to get arrested in order to tell you that I really should try to not spew hate speech!”

This is the natural progression of “Man I wish people would stop being so PC about (what I consider to be) jokes!”

Scouts can see he has the raw talent, but is he a leader?

Illinois Packers fans are just the absolute worst. We get it, you like a different team, we don’t need to hear how you’re a fan because your dad went to Kenosha for a weekend once.

Probably because it’s flashy. You’re playing the game with your feet, so you probably want to bring attention to the footwork. What better way to do that than to have highlighter colored boots?

I’m positive that NFL players would do the same if they wouldn’t be fined for it, due to the NFL being the place where “having…

I feel like if you mention Dennis Bergkamp and don’t post this video, you have not done well.

Maybe it’s Kinja’s interactive format, but for awhile there I was like, “Dayna seems like she’d be fun to hang out with. She is a good writer and is funny,” when normally I read things on the internet and give a shit less about what the author is like. The fact that you’re an Eagles fan makes me wish I had never had…

You could say that about any religious after school group. Do those kids actually believe in God/Allah/Buddah/Flying Spaghetti Monster, or are they just doing it for the free snacks and socializing?

Pretty much. My reaction was more like, “HEY WAIT...! Yeah ok.”

This makes me feel gross. It’s like when people ask domestic abuse victims what they did to make their abuser so angry.

Also hats. People throw hats on the ice when a player scores a goal because they are mad at goals. You’re comparing frustration to elation and it’s not the same thing.

Plus, just because you paid for something and are upset that is isn’t what you wanted, doesn’t mean you start throwing shit at it like an idiot.…

Of all the weapons in the North Korean arsenal, it seems like the most fearsome is the incredible monument destroying triple missile launcher. It’s like someone finally solved the problem of missiles being launched one at a time by launching three, sometimes four missiles at a time. This changes the game. Instead of…

For his sake, I hope he goes to the Texans. Unless he’s a phenom under all that pedestrian play, he’s gonna get blamed for every loss the Broncos take next year.

God. That last tweet is the saddest shit ever.

The gross thing is that you know if he did exactly that, people would be like, “OH AND WHERE IS THE DANCING CAM WE ALL KNOW HIM TO BE? HAS HE LOST ALL HIS STREET CRED?!”

I’M WRINGING MY HANDS AS HARD AS I CAN

That’s what I’m saying. Post game conferences are always kind of stupid anyway. This guy just got shut down in a way that had not happened all season, and in the biggest game of his life, but there are people who insist that he needs to lose “better” by making sure to smile and dance afterwards. Gross.