TEE HEEE GET IT I’LL CALL HIM DAVE!

Lol hey there Craig! How’s the job search coming along?

I didn't see anyone fleeing the court in terror after a particularly nasty move, so I am forced to give this kid one out of five and ones.

You guys, I can't help it. I just really like Balotelli. He's fucking great.

Exactly. The best player for the situation should do the job. For instance, the Seahawks won the Super Bowl this year because the right player took the reins in the right situation, even if he is unpopular or reticent or- Wait what?

Huh. I guess the example still applies.

I think that rather than being banned from public appearance, they should actually be forced to appear only with those who have a similarly shitty rating.

Well everyone knows that as soon as a girl loses her virginity she becomes 100 times more likely to lie about getting raped.

Ugh. It's gross that the actual attitude is not far from that.

I like this, but without a video that works, I can't watch it, shrug, and say I don't know what the big deal is in the same way that I did with that rabona video, then google stuff to see what the big deal is, recognize that it was indeed a big deal, and then try to apologize is a way that doesn't make me look like an…

It sure does play the hell out of whatever commercial though! Good stuff here.

And here I am making random comments. I wonder if there is a good stat compilation for the situations you're talking about. The most I can find is just for general shootout stats.

It kind of makes sense, at least in hockey, for the goalies to generally have the advantage. Goalies are always practicing for 1-on-0, 2-0, 2-1 types of scenarios when they're pretty much alone with a shooter. I think even now with shootouts happening fairly regularly, it's still pretty rare for a guy to get a lot of…

What am I doing today? I'm glad you asked. It's Tuesday, I'm at work, reading an article about a badass little kid on Deadspin, hoping that the comments won't descend into some madness about how these days kids all think they're the shit and everyone's a winner.

I like this.

Good, clean hit.

Daaaaaaaaaamn ziplock bags full of piss? The level of evil genius here is beyond my comprehension.

Of course he succeeded. As soon as I saw that cookie on his face, I got the same feeling I get when I see someone put a feeder rat in a cage with a snake. I feel bad, but I am also fascinated and cannot look away.

It's sad that they are so used to losing, they quite literally do not know how to win. It's a good thing they brought Justin Tuck over. Even if he doesn't get a single sack, at least he fucking knows the game isn't over just because you made a good play.

Yeah. I've was pretty neutral about Peyton Manning when he was at Indy, but the longer he is here in Denver, the more I dislike the guy. Granted, part of it (most of it) is because Broncos fans are the worst. Fairweather to the extreme, they're all Manning jerseys and quiet when the offense is on the field while…

YOU GUYS CHILL WE DON'T WANT THIS TO TURN INTO A DEBATE ABOUT IF FIGHTING BELONGS IN SPORTS WRITING