And SOME people say that there is no place for fighting in hockey.

It took me a second to see what was wrong with this. I was waiting for the gif to load of some buttfumbly, play dead so that Harvin can run into a pile sort of play, and then I saw it and understood. The Jets. Even when they're winning they still look bad.

(his off hand!)

HOLD ME BACK! HOLD ME BACK! OW JESUS WHY DID NOBODY HOLD ME BACK?!

I admit that I don't really follow the Pirates, but I am now 100% positive that Tony Sanchez is my favorite baseball player. That commitment! That technique! That follow through! He is human Nike. The guy just does it.

I'm with you 100% here. The guy has made so many terrible movies since he was in his prime, but goddammit I just can't help but buy them when they're in the giant Bin o' Shit DVDs at Best Buy, or watch them when I'm super bored on Netflix. I just shake my head and say "Oh Cuba... you're amazing, and certainly better…

I starred it just to spite him.

ABANDON THE OCEAN!

IT IS SO DISRESPECTFUL TO COMPARE YOUR CULTURE TO MY CULTURE

Plus (insert lit up joke)

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/78A29…

Okay, so the kid has talent. The real question is, when will all the former high school hockey players come out and start talking about how this move "really isn't that hard"?

I wonder why this is surprising. Pretty much every game I've played that has timed exclusivity mentions nothing about when it'll be available on other platforms. That's kind of the point when you pay for exclusive rights, even if it's only temporary.

Besides, a few months ago, advertisements for Destiny didn't mention…

No, I'm saying it should be the mother's discretion if her kid deserves a pie or not, and if she got him one, it's not up to some random redditor to be the benevolent hand of pie jesus and discipline for anyone, especially a little kid. Besides, if it was all about teaching someone a lesson about being a good…

You're right. A pie is not a life requirement, which makes it even stupider that an adult would decide to buy 23 of them, especially just to spite a small child or his mother.

Besides the fact that this is probably a fictional story, I have no problem assuming that the kind of person who is willing to spend their money in order to act like an asshole is also willing to tremendously exaggerate the circumstances.

Regardless if his actions were to be the vigilante parent to either the mother…

I live in fear of a future where the field is just a giant space for advertising. Like fucking NASCAR except on grass.

Lol take a breath, friend. I have points to address with your comment.

1) I would not throw a crying kid out of an airplane. This is unsafe in many ways in addition to being a real dick move.

2) I'm far from an overly tolerant hippie. There are many things that make me irrationally angry. Like hippies. I'm not sure how…

I wish I could star this more for reminding me of the perfection that is Marine Todd.

... which is exactly what he would tell himself when someone says "Way to take pie away from a child."

Cool guys take pleasure in triumphing over small children. They probably celebrate with wild dancing (or immediate fleeing from the scene) whenever they slam dunk on hoops lowered for 6 year olds.