Also hats. People throw hats on the ice when a player scores a goal because they are mad at goals. You’re comparing frustration to elation and it’s not the same thing.

Plus, just because you paid for something and are upset that is isn’t what you wanted, doesn’t mean you start throwing shit at it like an idiot.…

Of all the weapons in the North Korean arsenal, it seems like the most fearsome is the incredible monument destroying triple missile launcher. It’s like someone finally solved the problem of missiles being launched one at a time by launching three, sometimes four missiles at a time. This changes the game. Instead of…

For his sake, I hope he goes to the Texans. Unless he’s a phenom under all that pedestrian play, he’s gonna get blamed for every loss the Broncos take next year.

God. That last tweet is the saddest shit ever.

The gross thing is that you know if he did exactly that, people would be like, “OH AND WHERE IS THE DANCING CAM WE ALL KNOW HIM TO BE? HAS HE LOST ALL HIS STREET CRED?!”

I’M WRINGING MY HANDS AS HARD AS I CAN

That’s what I’m saying. Post game conferences are always kind of stupid anyway. This guy just got shut down in a way that had not happened all season, and in the biggest game of his life, but there are people who insist that he needs to lose “better” by making sure to smile and dance afterwards. Gross.

TEE HEEE GET IT I’LL CALL HIM DAVE!

Lol hey there Craig! How’s the job search coming along?

I didn't see anyone fleeing the court in terror after a particularly nasty move, so I am forced to give this kid one out of five and ones.

You guys, I can't help it. I just really like Balotelli. He's fucking great.

Exactly. The best player for the situation should do the job. For instance, the Seahawks won the Super Bowl this year because the right player took the reins in the right situation, even if he is unpopular or reticent or- Wait what?

Huh. I guess the example still applies.

I think that rather than being banned from public appearance, they should actually be forced to appear only with those who have a similarly shitty rating.

Well everyone knows that as soon as a girl loses her virginity she becomes 100 times more likely to lie about getting raped.

Ugh. It's gross that the actual attitude is not far from that.

I like this, but without a video that works, I can't watch it, shrug, and say I don't know what the big deal is in the same way that I did with that rabona video, then google stuff to see what the big deal is, recognize that it was indeed a big deal, and then try to apologize is a way that doesn't make me look like an…

It sure does play the hell out of whatever commercial though! Good stuff here.

And here I am making random comments. I wonder if there is a good stat compilation for the situations you're talking about. The most I can find is just for general shootout stats.

It kind of makes sense, at least in hockey, for the goalies to generally have the advantage. Goalies are always practicing for 1-on-0, 2-0, 2-1 types of scenarios when they're pretty much alone with a shooter. I think even now with shootouts happening fairly regularly, it's still pretty rare for a guy to get a lot of…