No, I'm saying it should be the mother's discretion if her kid deserves a pie or not, and if she got him one, it's not up to some random redditor to be the benevolent hand of pie jesus and discipline for anyone, especially a little kid. Besides, if it was all about teaching someone a lesson about being a good…

You're right. A pie is not a life requirement, which makes it even stupider that an adult would decide to buy 23 of them, especially just to spite a small child or his mother.

Besides the fact that this is probably a fictional story, I have no problem assuming that the kind of person who is willing to spend their money in order to act like an asshole is also willing to tremendously exaggerate the circumstances.

Regardless if his actions were to be the vigilante parent to either the mother…

I live in fear of a future where the field is just a giant space for advertising. Like fucking NASCAR except on grass.

Lol take a breath, friend. I have points to address with your comment.

1) I would not throw a crying kid out of an airplane. This is unsafe in many ways in addition to being a real dick move.

2) I'm far from an overly tolerant hippie. There are many things that make me irrationally angry. Like hippies. I'm not sure how…

I wish I could star this more for reminding me of the perfection that is Marine Todd.

... which is exactly what he would tell himself when someone says "Way to take pie away from a child."

Cool guys take pleasure in triumphing over small children. They probably celebrate with wild dancing (or immediate fleeing from the scene) whenever they slam dunk on hoops lowered for 6 year olds.

Man. It would be terrible to have your career ended because of an injury. It's especially terrible in his case because we never got to see what he was really capable of.

I think that if I look back objectively at every game I've ever played that has had some kind of multiplayer communication ability, the experience is overwhelmingly positive or neutral, it's just that you tend to remember the times people rattle off several racist/sexist/homophobic/antisemitic/agoraphobic (yes, this…

This is part of the reason I thought that their takedown of the EA service was so hypocritical. Yeah, the base console was cheaper at launch than the X1, but damn, does 50 dollars for 90 days of 1 game demonstrate a clear understanding of value?

I'm not gonna lie, I was totally thinking your capitalized letters were gonna be a code. OR ARE THEY?!??! #blackops

Thank you for looking into some actual numbers. I see large numbers like that and I wake up in strange places.

It would probably be 198% less popular.

I should clarify then. PS+ was not as popular when it wasn't required for online gaming. Now that PS4 requires it to play online, it is no coincidence that it is 200% more popular.

Oh because this whole time you were arguing that multiplayer is not the primary factor because people don't always play multiplayer, and that those who do are those 12 year olds who drink too much soda.

Not everybody plays multiplayer games, you're right. But to say that PS+ subscriptions have gone up 200% is somehow…

Hey, take a breath, friend. If you'll notice, I'm not exactly complimenting Microsoft when I say they're backpedaling all the time. Recently, when Microsoft has to back down from something (for whatever reason, customer input, being totally fucked, whatever), they definitively say what the deal is. This Sony guy said…

Sure thing. When I go home I will play some single player games and then some multiplayer games, because most people tend to do both.

He couldn't do that. That is way too much of a clear and definitive statement.

I don't know why you're having so much trouble facing the fact that despite the fact that there are some people who don't play the multiplayer aspects of nearly every game that comes out, it remains the biggest draw for the majority of gamers, and a huge factor for game and console developers. I'm the one who is…