If it looks like a goose and quacks like a goose and moves like a goose, but comes from Canada, it's a Canada goose.

Africa is a continent, not a country. You can't really compare it to the USA like that. If you really want to go down that road add Alaska, Canada, Greenland, and Mexico to round out North America.

Yeah, something about the Clone Wars could have been a really cool concept.

"A seemingly normal small, rural town is secretly being controlled by a mind-reading omnipotent child who kills anyone who isn't always happy."

It also makes literally no sense. This is for people who aren't dish subscribers in the first place. This is so that I can just pay Comcast for internet, then use Dish for inexpensive TV instead of Comcast's bloated overpriced shit.

You're stretching my argument to extreme ends, which isn't a valid argument. Cats are better pets because they don't require daily maintenance. Full stop. If you want to read into it and think that I'm implying that no pets are better than any pets because they require no maintenance, then you're missing the point…

Children and the elderly are the worst. That's why we have daycare and old folks' homes; we need to kennel them like dogs when we're too busy for them.

Having to go outside regardless of whether I feel like it (or whether I'm busy at the moment, or whether I'm even planning on being home at that time) makes it a major inconvenience. It'd be one thing if it wasn't a big deal to miss a shot, but if I'm going out of town for a day or two, or even just staying the night…

You raise a very valid concern.

Sure, feel free to intentionally read that incorrectly. Whatever floats your boat.

Got a house with a back yard where your dogs can be outside to their hearts' content? Awesome, as long as you don't mind stepping in dog shit all the time.

I always loved the George Carlin bit where he talked about how cats will extraordinarily fail at something, pick themselves up like nothing happened, and walk away nonchalantly. But in reality they're just trying to save face before they go behind the couch and have a "Fucking meow, man" moment.

Not only that, but emptying the litterbox once or twice a week >>> taking the dog out for a shit 14+ times a week.

Dogs are acceptable if you have your own property and they can spend as much time outside as they want. But if you're in a city or anything like that, it's cats all the way.

You do if your mower blows grass to the right. If you were to go clockwise, you'd keep sucking up more and more clippings each time around and clog the mower. (I've spent far too many hours on mowers.)

Why would it be any different that how religion is set up?

Top Gear did this once, it was pretty amusing.

Furthermore, if you were masturbating to them, would the hair actually change anything?

Tips and commissions are not even remotely the same thing. Commission comes from your employer and has a set formula that gives you a performance:payment scale. Tips are completely discretionary, have no real formula to speak of, and have nothing to do with your employer.

Like the bread, dressings, and special requests that go along with salads?