Except the PSOne wasn't called the PSOne until the actual PSOne version was released. The original console was abbreviated PSX long before the PS2 was a glimmer in Sony's eye. That and only like eight people know that there was an actual "PSX" console.

What the hell? Seriously, if you want to quote a web page don't do it in a screenshot. That's disgusting.

And any combination of those, and whatever offset you use. That seems plenty secure.

That advice is less than useless for people that get wet underarms. Which are the people that get damp underarms when applying after a morning shower. Which are the people that need antipersperant. Which are the people that are reading this article.

There are too many posted to Facebook, but you'd be happy with just as many going into your inbox? Color me confused.

"A seemingly normal small, rural town is secretly being controlled by a mind-reading omnipotent child who kills anyone who isn't always happy."

You're stretching my argument to extreme ends, which isn't a valid argument. Cats are better pets because they don't require daily maintenance. Full stop. If you want to read into it and think that I'm implying that no pets are better than any pets because they require no maintenance, then you're missing the point…

Children and the elderly are the worst. That's why we have daycare and old folks' homes; we need to kennel them like dogs when we're too busy for them.

Having to go outside regardless of whether I feel like it (or whether I'm busy at the moment, or whether I'm even planning on being home at that time) makes it a major inconvenience. It'd be one thing if it wasn't a big deal to miss a shot, but if I'm going out of town for a day or two, or even just staying the night…

You raise a very valid concern.

Sure, feel free to intentionally read that incorrectly. Whatever floats your boat.

Got a house with a back yard where your dogs can be outside to their hearts' content? Awesome, as long as you don't mind stepping in dog shit all the time.

I always loved the George Carlin bit where he talked about how cats will extraordinarily fail at something, pick themselves up like nothing happened, and walk away nonchalantly. But in reality they're just trying to save face before they go behind the couch and have a "Fucking meow, man" moment.

Not only that, but emptying the litterbox once or twice a week >>> taking the dog out for a shit 14+ times a week.

Dogs are acceptable if you have your own property and they can spend as much time outside as they want. But if you're in a city or anything like that, it's cats all the way.

Furthermore, if you were masturbating to them, would the hair actually change anything?

Tips and commissions are not even remotely the same thing. Commission comes from your employer and has a set formula that gives you a performance:payment scale. Tips are completely discretionary, have no real formula to speak of, and have nothing to do with your employer.

Like the bread, dressings, and special requests that go along with salads?

Ignoring the fact that the server does the same amount of work for a $5 salad and a $30 steak?

This is just one crazy unmarried guy's musings, but I think I might have come up with a decent formula.