I just really wanted to bitch about how lame Captain Kirk's death was, again, and sense the opportunity.

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So...no recorded cases? No observation? Just "it could certainly happen" and "what could possibly happen is..."?

I think what's happening in this thread is a failure to remember all of the appropriate vocabulary. There's a specific distinct term that's appropriate and isn't being used. Batman Begins is an adaptation of a source material in a different format. Tim Burton's Batman is an adaptation of perhaps the same source…

I haven't seen it in ages, but as a child it was incredible.

No way. 6 hours would barely give me enough time to peruse io9 in between the couple hours of actual work I do during the day.

Well crap, I need to stop doing the 80% Internet time and 20% productivity time. I had it backwards.

Hammerhead Eagle-i Thrust (aka Geoff)

What is power, you ask? Why, it is simple, Lord Varys. Power, you see, is work divided by time.

I see where they got their inspiration. (Mach 5 + Gulf Oil) * Lamborghini = Egoista

It seems like the obvious choice is to rename it the "Alumia."

Need I say more?

Oh Shane, I too feel your pain. My whole life I've just been looking for a man to decorate and mix my brew.

Well yeah, they're sharks. If we didn't kill that many per hour they'd have taken over the world like six hours ago.