@doublsh0t: It seemed to work very well for me on my first try last night. It might make a difference that I am using ann iPad, though. I set it near my feet and on TOP of my comforter, so that the foam bed couldn't insulate the shock. If I roll, the comforter rolls with me and the app picks it up. Keep trying and…

@Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians.: Benefits this has over other phones: Mother. Fucking. Emulators. None of that touchscreen controls BS or trying to use the keypad as controls because all of that is trash.

@kingkellogg: So wait. You want two nubs, no D-Pad, and two touchpad sticks? the hell is wrong with you?

@IcoSotc: That's good enough for me. Hell I don't even care about that. It's all about the buttons.

If you have Cyanogen Mod (and probably some other ROMs) you can rebind the long-press home button to launch a custom app. This is one of the best ones I've come across to do that with.

@lvlln: Seems to. I'm using ADW Launcher.

Vote: Alarm Clock Plus 2 for Android

@technomom1: Syncing it for music/books/video/etc? Backup? Updates?

@Aideh: ...really?

@ShaswatiVole: Why would you plug your HDMI into this? I usually plug it into my TV so I can get the video, and plug the audio out into my speakers. I could be doing something wrong though.

@Jarol: When you said $50, I assume you meant $500, right? Most places have it in the $400's and nobody has it for less than $300.

@Tyrunn: Appdata folder probably has some goodies in it from whatever program you used to get the child porn. That and the temp folder. Gotta check those.

@Psykus: This is correct. The DSi can use WPA outside of games, but games are limited to WEP because of the original hardware.

@CubemonkeyNYC: Basically, it's good at everything. It has a base 100 in every stat, which means that it can play both offensive and defensive roles, as well as any support spot in-between.

Epic. It gives the size of the Evo, the keyboard of the Droid 2, and the AMOLED of the Captivate. Best of all worlds.

Dear RIM,

By Fossa:

@Zazu_Yen: It's not physically two-dimensional, but practically two-dimensional. It only has bonds in two dimensions. Every other material in existence has bonds in all three dimensions.

@gurfinki: Yeah, most people don't realize that all decent phones cost $500 at the bare minimum. They don't quite realize that they pay "less" ticket value on the phones because they're paying $2,000+ over the next two years to use it.

@JCulp: I just switched my account to me .edu address. I got the extra space no problem.