Space bears.

I love a man who likes to be pegged.

Nope. You're wrong.

Not that I expect most Jez commenters to care but can we talk about how those Dylan Sprouse pictures came out because a girl he'd been sexting posted them on Tumblr to show them off without his permission? So gross.

What is the point of this item? To make fun of teens? To make fun of teen parents? To make fun of people who have kids who, in general, don't have the skills or resources to care for them effectively?

I completely agree that cis gay men need to stop using the term tranny, but I'm a little more cautious about telling drag queens how they need to refer to themselves. Drag culture has a much longer and deeper history than middle class white transsexual culture. For a very long time, drag and 'female review' shows were…

There might be some good tips in there for hiding pills in peanut butter. My giant dog licks off the peanut butter and spits out the pill, then looks at me for more peanut butter. Smartass.

I like Badu, and I realize this isn't really a hard hitting news site, but I haven't seen any mention of the "rape insurance" bill that Michigan just passed.

Oh, for fuck's sake. He literally said that he COPED BY EATING PIE.

Your experience cannot be extrapolated to all women.

And then there are women like me, who actually need to have their hormones adjusted. Otherwise, I bleed too much and become dangerously anemic. It's not fun.

What we need to recognize is that every medication has side effects. Some are potentially serious side effects and some are weird that only a relatively few people have. Without the full data, I/we can't judge the risks of NuvaRing. If 3,5000 women are filing a suit, how many women are using the medication with no…

While it's shocking to hear someone come out and SAY it, I'm guessing there are a lot of people in the world who had kids for the exact same reason as Britney Spears wants to.

Tinsel for Algernon

I had three mice that were awesome. They would run over my shoulder and then hide in my shirt pocket and poke their little noses out. I really gained a respect for them when one of them became very ill. He went blind and then could only walk in circles. The other two would actually come over to him and sandwich…

And that video of babies eating lemons isn't funny, either! People are betraying the trust of their babies for a thrill. Those babies will be traumatized and terrified of lemons for life! We should actually ban these types of videos. And we should ban lemons, and cats, and babies, and dogs. And laughter.

I can just…

We get it; you hate cats. Move the fuck on already.

Never has it been more explicit why I am a cat person. This video should be attached to my CV or something. Also, cats can be patient. See?

Yes, it is hilarious when a 55 lb dog will stop what she's doing with a literal wave of a 15 lb cat's hand. Because the cat only needed to use his claws once before she learned he would decide when they were done wrestling. Sorry you don't see the humor in the situation, but don't feel bad for my dog. She is curled up…

Wow omg. See. They aren't humans. Holy shit. LOL