Well I am deeply hurt that you would reject me in such a public, humiliating way.

no. please stop.

Quentin Tarantino.

YOU'RE DOING 69 WRONG

I do not feel good about myself for reading those texts.

Just because this child is the Illuminati Chosen One who shall rule the Earth, you think we are crazy for worshipping her? Joke is on you. She will not look kindly upon the heathens once her reign begins!

You got me.

I don't like adult trends on children. Studs are for adults. She's too young for this. Meh GET OFF MY LAWN

God, please stop worshiping celebrity children.

Forthcoming WMATA ad campaigns:
"Even the inscrutable Chinee is excited about our new routes!"
"Remember to be safe on the Metro, or you'll fall onto the tracks like some drunken Irish layabout."
"Gyppos stole your car? Why not take public transit?"
"Ride Metro, you fucking Polack."

when I ask why don't we have a more equal distribution of war casualties, I'm called a woman-killer

'Social experiment' is next.

Next: "It was satire. My Twitter got hacked. And I was taken out of context."

"...Diane's of the world.."

Diane also goes around the country throwing temper tantrums when men try and open the door for her. She has abortions at eight months and three weeks. And she files false rape complaints by the score.

It's gratifying to imagine being rude to rude people, certainly.

Damn, K-Stew and Edward.

Dude, this was in the first paragraph:

I cannot believe the lengths people are going to to minimize this adult man'man's actions toward this kid while trying to maximize hers till we're having some huge serious discussion about VIOLENCE.

So almost everyone else seems to be missing that she was clearly being abused by her mother's boyfriend or husband?