So that's your thing? Sanctimonious yet rapey? A bold choice.

Who are the sanctimonious?

So tempted to link you something disturbing... but I'll let it pass... THIS TIME.

So could a human being. Do you have this same reaction to a baby with a teether?

There is no damn reason for Iggy to have that accent.

This guy is making some really idiotic and offensive claims.

Nope. Love it. Love the whole thing.

Yes, and that was in 2007. Now, we all know photos are photoshopped beyond belief, and you're beating a dead horse that clearly no longer interests your readers.

1) Can't believe you're still in the greys.

He's not denouncing anything. He's talking about his life.

So what you're saying is, this black man didn't meet your feminist standards as a white woman. Nice.

Sometimes men's games are fucking stupid.

Right?!? I'm so amazed with what it can do, even on days I look like hell!

THERE IS A CLEAVAGE ENHANCER. YOU CAN GIVE YOURSELF ANIME EYES TOO. I FIND IT TERRIFYING, BUT I LIKE HAVING THE OPTION.

Oh totally. I have very large features, and the fish-eye tendency of cameraphones that's barely noticeable on fine-featured ladies becomes reeeeeeally extreme on me. And I just have no selfie skills. Wondercam is the only thing I can be trusted with.

No hating at all! These are lovely ladies, and I loooove my filters, but let's be real. Faces don't radiate gauzy light in real life

Dude, try Wondercam. It's free, and you will start to look at Instagram with a nostalgic fondness, "How young I was!"

I recognize the exact filter they're using. Your mom may look young, but all of these women except maybe the final photo, are drenched in a gauzy glow.

They're using Wondercam. Get Wondercam, & you can make your grandma l00k like your sister. It is my favorite app in the world. Everything looks ethereal.

Don't take the bait.