Oh sigh I kinda was hoping Tom Cruise would start dating John Travolta.

So you can insult someone's food because "hey, other people do it to us"? And then bring up Africa and feminism? Expert trolling, really top-notch stuff. applause

That's incredibly rude.

Apart from some sort of fake cheese (which I've never known a single person to eat), what else, exactly, do you think Americans can spray out of a can that constitutes food? I'm American and I can't think of anything but you seem knowledgeable on the subject.

I'm a long time lurker but you know.. I just feel like there's no better way to finally take the dive and join the discussions here than with this glorious thanksgiving meal.

Hey, thanks for that detailed description of your penis and your sexual technique. We love hearing about individual dicks and how their men feel about them, regardless of how apropos they are to the subject at hand (even more than we like seeing unsolicited pictures of them!). You've alleviated a serious shortcoming…

I have no logical explanation for you about the casserole issue, except to tell you that green bean casserole IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DELICIOUS. OMG. For some reason. It is manna from the gods.

It's all food, hater. If its not your holiday fine - keep it moving... I wouldn't go out of my way to insult the food that your culture uses to celebrate.

AH GOD, THEY'RE ALL ON THE CEILING, THEY'RE GOING TO FALL, AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY UMBRELLAS ARE.

Apparently the nightmares couldn't wait til tomorrow. All of the pipes in my house just backed up. I don't even want to say what's in my bathtub now. But here's a hint: it smells like poop.

I feel like that borders on shaming. J-Law Imaginary Friend Shaming. Which is the worst kind of shaming.

Seriously. I have nothing against Jennifer Lawrence but I also don't see why she should be my imaginary best friend. Also, stop telling me who my BFF is. Also, stop saying BFF! Christ almighty, we're not 12 years old here.

News Flash: Titties Maybe Not a Huge Deal

You do know that companies have CHOICES, don't you?

The Gap produces its clothing in horrible sweatshop conditions and treats its workers poorly. But hey, its ads feature celebrities who are young and beautiful but not always white, so they must be wonderful people! I want to go buy a $100 sweatshop-made shirt right now!