ShulamithFriendzone
Shulamith Friendzone
ShulamithFriendzone

Let's leave on an educational note, shall we? You're not an Asian woman. You are not qualified to dismiss an Asian woman's assessment of the oppression of Asian women.

HE HAS FREE SPEECH. I AM NOT SILENCING HIM. I'M TELLING HIM HIS OPINION IS LESS VALUABLE THAN HERS WHEN TALKING ABOUT RACISM AGAINST ASIAN WOMEN.

You're right. When women are deceived by men, it's totally their own fault for not realizing they've been fetishized.

Actually, no. He doesn't. The white dude's opinion on how an Asian woman talks about racist sexism (or sexist racism) is NOT as valid as the statements of the Asian woman, herself.

Let me ask you something, on what grounds do you actually feel comfortable insinuating this artist is an Uncle Tom? Go ahead. I'm kicking back.

You're right. This artist is probably just Sarah Palin in yellow-face. The parallels are uncanny.

You're right. Those things are totally unrelated. You're totally not a giant racist misogynist. Carry on.

Except that it's not a first world phenomenon at all. Mail-order brides and US servicemen raping women in other countries are the most obvious examples.

Well, an Asian woman is using her own art to talk about racism and sexism against Asian women, so I'm pretty sure no one gives a fuck if you're offended by it.

Thank god the white women of Jezebel have their fingers on the pulse of Black America. I assure you that here in Bedstuy, Lily Allen is first and foremost in the thoughts of black women. I can only be comforted by the fact that this article will be read by Allen, and she will reform her dumb cracker ways. Essays from

For those of you wondering about "Mongolian AIDS," there are many strains of HIV, and they are tracked by region. Group M is the largest, with over 90% of cases of HIV/AIDS infection:

No they're not.

My favorite "hipsters do this" story is when a friend of mine was called a hipster for drinking Red Stripe on a Brooklyn stoop in Levi's.

OR... we can retire venerable but rigid institutions like Saturday Night Live and start diverting our attention to more dynamic projects, instead of banging our heads against brick walls like Lorne Michaels, who just "doesn't get what the big deal is." Seriously, Grandpa is old, rich, out-of-touch, and he doesn't seem

Totally. Also super-selfish? All those shitty moms who sent their black kids to the first integrated schools.

Don't be passive aggressive. It's transparent.

Yes. It's more of a personal essay.

She wrote a little think-piece on parenting on a ladymag blog.

My mother told me to never get particularly good at typing or making coffee.

For the record, the vast majority of mentally ill people are NOT abusive, manipulative shitbags, and it's insulting to them to excuse horrifying behavior as "he's just mentally ill."