Don't tell me what to do.

No thanks. When I'm communicating something that deals with feelings, "I feel" is the most precise way of starting an statement If it's a concrete but debatable topic, "I think," or "I believe" is probably more precise.

You don't really "get" communication, do you?

And now it appears to be back up! Honestly, I try not to talk horrendous shit on a little shallow blogging, but Jesus, what magical lesbian Sarah Lawrence unicorn farm did they grow up on that "meatheads are frequently douchebags" is in any way remarkable?

I didn't even KNOW about that? Was that what that #zachdrovedrunkandranovermystepdog was?!?

I think it was when you were half-broke up but you should definitely ask David who will totally tell the truth because Zach and him aren't friends anymore over it.

It wasn't before. I done gone demoted!

Well Andrea's instagram shows they were DEFINITELY together after the game.

Next up on Jezebel: Jenny tweeted that Eric was fucking gay but Eric says that Jenny's a whore who gave David head during the homecoming game

What's a dazzling radical like you doing in a liberal setting like this?

What's a dazzling radical like you doing in a liberal setting like this?