My birthday wish for her: I hope she’s sitting by herself in a room somewhere realizing that the gobs of money she got were not remotely worth the trade off. Selling your soul always seems like a good idea at first...

“He doesn’t have a plane, you asshole!”

Just like one of the other creepy old men in an exalted position...

So he spoke about himself in the third person?! That is simultaneously creepy and not at all surprising.

This is a deeply stupid man. Therefore he is the perfect American president. Seriously, Donald Trump is the president America deserves. We are deeply stupid.

I feel like several years in jail is actually more appropriate. Seeing as he did crimes and stuff. You lose your job for being borderline with your coworkers after one or more disciplinary conversations. You go to jail for serial rape and abuse. Normally. I guess not if you have piles of money.

I imagine it will consist of Rose saying “bitches, amirite?” to whoever his interviewee is, than the two of them chuckling for forty five minutes.

Good, honest workers lose their jobs every day, so why would it be an appropriate consequence for a serial harasser and rapist? Jail time and financial ruin would be more like it.

Also a birther. Fuck Melania straight to fucking hell. I hope she is the most miserable person on the planet.

If this happens, I will goddamn dedicate myself to financially and socially punishing anyone who has anything to do with it.

The way the media has been gushing about her party-planning capabilities (“this is her wheelhouse!”) and what she wore (Chanel couture!) makes me want to throw up.

Spot quiz: which picture is the funeral?

The thing people need to remember is that the people on Fox aren’t what bring in the money. The hate is what brings in the money. Fox viewers aren’t going to follow their favorite “personality” to a new channel, because those channels are the enemy and therefore everyone there is the enemy.

The woman has a funereal disease, if you ask me. 

I was feeling sorry for Jackson—I think, since he was still in the service, he couldn’t say “no” once Trump’s rheumy eye fell on him— but you’re right. This guy is in the same class as Sean “Biggest Inaugural Crowd Ever” Spicer. “Lie for the Party.” Screw ‘em both.

Probably feels good to be Ronny Jackson right now.

I can accept all these things being true simultaneously:

It’s entirely possible to recognize that Joffrey Baratheon was both a spoiled little turd, and that he was a spoiled little turd because he was so badly abused and neglected that, basically, the closest thing he ever had to a friend was Sandor Clegane.

STOP WEARING MORE THAN 12" OF MASCARA AT ONE TIME. YOU HAVE GOOEY BLACK CLIFFS DANGLING OFFA YOUR EYES. YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR EYES ARE BEING HUMPED BY RABID SPIDERS. YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.