Re: That hat. Beyoncé wore it better.

Let’s just take a minute to imagine the outrage if Fox News had learned Obama was using an unsecured private cell phone.

Louis XIV by way of Dynasty.

Her Twitter is hot gibberish.

“Later today, Haley told reporters that her relationship with Trump is “perfect.”

It’s probably from his stack of “Wishful Thinking” press releases, like...

Stormy 2020. She’s been nothing but poised, articulate and clever throughout this entire shitshow.

Meghan you are turning into a Grade A cunt. You’re so oblivious that do you not realize you have a career solely because of your father. You did nothing to earn it.

Truly, is there anything more American than two mediocre white people failing up?

That last picture of Sanders and Bolton...I can’t.

Dunno, that wax dummy somehow looks more human than Agent Orange. Getting rid of the weird hair and washing off the orange spray “tan” would be an improvement.

Yes, obviously she does. It’s literally the only place you could say there’s a rumor about you being the child of Donald trump and the company would reply for you.

Now, now. The Tussauds’ wax figures are certainly much more lifelike.

Is it just me, or is Ivanka starting to look even less human than ever? Her husband has always looked like an alien wearing a skin suit and trying (badly) to mimic actual human behavior. Now she has that “this human suit is itchy” look even more than Jared.

I would like to see this on a billboard along a major highway.

I’d thought the Republican tradition was that when a president is found to have had an affair, the Hillary wife gets publicly shamed for not leaving her husband and for enabling his adultery/sponsoring rape. Then her femininity is called into question, right? Right?

“The concept of the uncanny valley suggests humanoid objects which appear almost, but not exactly, like real human beings elicit uncanny, or strangely familiar, feelings of eeriness and revulsion in observers.”

I mean, I like money, but I just couldn’t physically force myself to do anything that involved touching this man (unless his kink is to have me beat the shit out of him while yelling obscenities and crying).

Love child sounds charitable for any trump kid