Anything pro-birth makes me insane, but invoking Susan B. Anthony’s name based on one letter that was very clearly NOT written by her makes my blood boil. SBA A) didn’t believe a fetus was a person until the “quickening” at month 5 and B) didn’t really think women should chain themselves to their husbands with babies…

I know I’m an awful person for saying this, but I have yet to see a picture of her that doesn’t make me want to punch that shit-finger-painting smirk off of her face. OMFG

Also, he’s afraid of a birdie.

It’s trying to escape her hideous face, just like that wonky chameleon eye ball of hers.

Also, from the clip, what is happening with her right eyebrow? Someone explain to me, please.

If they’re old enough to be asked to do battle with school shooters in hand-to-hand combat, they’re old enough to have a say in school policy.

It’s really convenient for adults to say 14-17 year olds are too young to have their own voice in this fight, but they are simultaneously old enough to have to make choices about their whole life by picking a major in college, driving cars, holding jobs, paying taxes, owning their own guns.

You say that, but I have very little faith in white women.

He’s King Lear without a Cordelia.

It’s like his forehead down there.

Well nobody is banging Stephen Miller.

...at Neverland Ranch with Michael Jackson as your best man. See also Liza Minnelli and David Guest.

Keri Russell married someone who was a contractor, I think? They divorced and now she’s dating her co-star.

He knows the best mentally disturbed people. Really really great!

This is a steaming-hot taek.

Russian skaters are always weirdly intense, but sometimes you get lucky with someone like Medvedeva who’s also intensely weird.

I seriously read the headline and was like, “well, if anyone knows about clinical death it’s a Russian with connections to their government.”

“...they were watching a skater perform a program about ’the flight of the soul’ as it leaves someone’s body at the point of ‘clinical death.’”

We are talking about a man who has been OPEN about being into underage girls since...well, since at least Manhattan. I don’t get the confusion?

I’m glad he takes so much “executive time.” His laziness is saving us (somewhat) from his evilness.