I mean Rippon is a really pretty young man...

“Sources have told CNN that White House Communications Director Hope Hicks, who was recently revealed to be dating now-resigned Staff Secretary Rob Porter”

Oh, I disagree. Let’s turn this ugly, tawdry spectacle against him. Let’s surround the parade with yelling protesters with giant FUCK TRUMP signs and Pussy Hats. Let’s block the tanks and get arrested en masse. Let’s turn his effort to celebrate himself into a stinging, shameful rebuke that has every press organ in…

She’s a market disrupter. The Girl Scouts need to adapt.

Forcing parents to borrow against their own future is the quintessential Republican solution. Like borrowing against your 401k retirement (which has effectively wiped out retirement accounts), and the frighteningly irresponsible “financial product” called Reverse Mortgages, this is the latest way for the non-rich to…

Yeah, I kind of swing between pity and “what did you fucking expect you fucking thundercunt?!”

Because yeah, men like him can and do convince women that they’ve changed so this one will be different, and systematic mental and emotional abuse can and will make you doubt your own everything.

I’m actually kind of surprised that BillO is having such a difficult time finding his footing. Sure, he was let go from Fox for repeated sexual harassment allegations. But let’s face it, no O’Reilly Republican has made that their line in the sand.

What about “I find this young man’s look troubling” - is that too elderly?

Depending on how he does I’m sure it’ll spark 2020 talk (it already is). And you’re 100% right. And I wish it wasn’t a a white guy who’s going to be paraded as a potential savior. But I’ll never trust my (white) countrymen and women again after 2016 to vote for anyone not white and male, and people are actively…

Not based on anything in particular, but I really feel like Joe Kennedy is gonna kill it tomorrow night.

Maybe these asshats were never funny to begin with?

Or maybe you can’t get work because you aren’t that talented.

I find the whole “we can’t joke about what’s happening in the world with people getting offended!” line so disingenuous because there are countless comedians making a living joking about what happening in the world in a thoughtful way. What they really mean is “no one find ME and MY casual bigotry funny anymore, and…

I hope there not to mad at the printers.

I mean, scenario B is not like super unlikely...

Republicans should print “State of the Onion” on the new tickets.

“Visitor’s Gallery” should also be “Visitors’ Gallery.” Unless they are only letting one person in. Or could only find one person who wanted to go.

This is how I know I am a bad person... because part of me doesn’t think Caitlin has any survivors guilt.

Starman with Jeff Bridges as the alien is a wonderful film.