This is good. for some reason, I keep thinking its, “Salisbury Steak”

Bile.

I wasn’t expecting to die this way and now that I am, all I have are questions: is he a lavender man? ocean breeze? maybe some sort of vanilla concoction??

I liked the show too. Not as much as Tom Ashford or John Hockenberry. Fuck, NPR, you were supposed to be my happy place.

I used to wonder why this happened, but Democrats face a challenge that Republicans do not. As an instructive aid, sometimes I practise thinking like a Republican (I won’t call them conservatives because they are radical extremists in every sense of the word), and it is soooooo relaxing. Simplistic clichés in lieu of…

“I have a hot eastern European wife, as everyone knows” 

Holy shit, guys, Billy Bush has daughters. Daughters!

I am always and forever here for Ann Curry dragging the shit out of everyone. She is incredible.

whom he refers to as “goddesses.”

The Girl With the Incredibly Smelly Breath

I would definitely buy a book about the Lutefisk mafia, no word of a lie.

And also, it’s going to put off the Norwegians.

Pro-tip to the fucknuts at ICE: Picking up a 40+ year old white doctor with two decades-old legal dings is not going to make you look any less racist and is definitely not making you look like you’re out there rounding up ‘bad hombres’.

I feel an old school Vanity Fair in depth story on the Lauer marriage is in order, going all the way to their prep school days. I want allllllllll the dirt.

The Moose people are jerks, but tbh I got like six seconds into the video before I ABSOLUTELY HATED THIS CHICK. Shut up, shut uuuuuup. With your very-obvious lip injections/”plumpers” and your “strobing” and your bad lighting and your cheezy pink tchotchkes in the background SHUT TF UP.

The young woman in that video is so monochrome that she looks almost unreal. Like uncanny valley unreal, except she is a real human being.

Make it a McTide Pod and he just might.

He does have a history of laundering.

It is really looking like a portion of the US would rather burn everything down and then shoot themselves, instead of let brown people touch things.

Which sounds amazingly close to what a domestic abuser might do.

I don’t know how all the boomers got this fucked up, but we really need to figure out why.