The one thing I do like about them being superstitious is that they believe in it and therefore increase the likelihood of perceiving bad things as happening to them, or even bringing things upon themselves through stress and paranoia. I’d be ok with Kavanaugh getting a little jumpy every time something goes bump in…

I think the outcome of Nov. 6 may change the lineup. If Beto defeats Cruz, I think there will be a considerable push to fast track him for 2020. He’s white, young, charismatic, raises money. He may even appeal to the ever elusive economic anxiety-ridden middle aged white woman swing state undecided voter where the…

HUD is for losers and token POC. Foreign policy, defense, anything that goes pow pow boom ka-ching, is for winners and white people.

On the next episode of “When Incels Marry”...

There was a fire on board Melania’s plane today

The Khashoggi killing sickens me. How fortunate for Jared Kushner to be born in a country where an eye for an eye is considered barbaric.

And a skosh of Hailey Baldwin

What are the chances the Jesus thing takes with Bieber and he goes full Kirk Cameron?

Can we talk about how annoying his voice is? It sounds like it comes directly from his bullfrog gullet, his non-chin expanding and contracting like a bellows, resulting in an expulsion of forced air.

That’s her Donkey Sauce face. It’s her signature (only) expression that she parlayed into a billion (or maybe just a few hundred million) dollars despite it being not much more than a selfie duck face.

As someone who didn’t read this from the beginning (lazy), I was like, “Wait, when did Bono come out as transgender?”

I think they scrubbed it from her bio, but luckily the internet doesn’t forget. At one point some sorry-ass architecture professor from the University Ljubljana tried to defend her arguing it was really hard to get into that program because she had to have done high school math. Lmfao, if you trust her to design a…

Please wake me up when it’s time to storm the Bastille

I wish I could give the people around her credit for subverting her, but I see her less as being played by her minions, than that the Stephanie Grishams and Kate Bennetts of the world are middle school strivers who bask in the glow of the Queen Bee and would never speak truth to her power. They are only too happy to pl…

What she actually (and clearly) said was “I’m the most bullied person on the world.” (Emphasis mine)

‘I’m not feckless, I’m just a cunt.’ — Melania

Ya hear that, Holocaust victims, POC, toddlers in detention? Move aside and take the word ‘oppression’ outta yo goddamn mouths. Melania Trump is here to show you what real suffering looks like.

One day we’re going to find out there’s a ritual that happens before these groveling sessions where, Trump, dressed like the high priest from Eyes Wide Shut, spits into the mouths of his supplicants (Kavanaugh, Nikki Haley, etc.), they gargle it, then go out and praise him.

This happens every day to women all across corporate America. And that it happened under a banner for the League of Women voters just underscores what we’re up against.