He’s at a loss because he can’t find a way insult her looks or body shame her, so he goes to “metrics.” What a bag of mushroom dicks.

He listens to music by his favorite authors

And hey, if the entertainment industry doesn’t work out for you, becoming President of the United States is always still an option. But it’s still pretty scary because it might look like you’re not going to win, and then you do.

Thank you, I thought I was the only one. It generally translates to a very high probability I will find the people parts of the coupledom insufferable.

I never ask and it has only become an issue (in my mind) when I see someone who I think is pregnant but am not entirely sure, on the subway, and I wonder if it’s more insulting to not offer a seat to a pregnant lady or offer a seat to someone who isn’t. I’ve been asked if I was pregnant when I was neither fat (as I am…

She a tone deaf anachronism. Her stylist probably tried to channel Out of Africa, which in and of itself would’ve already been problematic to anyone with any sense of history, but on her, who clearly wouldn’t know Isak Dinesen from Issey Miyake, she looks like she’s cosplaying Curious George. Which is also probably a…

She probably consulted with Louise Linton, a daft, rich girl’s Lonely Planet Africa.

All the Ways Brett Kavanaugh is Shady as Shit needs to be chiseled on Susan Collins’ tombstone.

Amen. Is there anything that ham-fistedly communicates her Melania First doctrine more than a tone deaf, sudden trip to a continent she almost definitely does not care or know anything about, in the middle of the Kavanaugh shitfest?

He had a temper tantrum all for his daughters. Who I’m sure care deeply about partisan politics at their age, and, when they’re old enough to understand, will appreciate being invoked constantly in their father’s defense against allegations of sexual assault and in particular his depiction of one of them…

That why he wants to confirm Justice Boof

This corrupt, alcoholic Trump lickspittle can scarcely believe the things people are saying about him.

I’ve never wished so much for bad things to happen to bad people. Brett Kavanaugh is a bad person.

“Look at all these women who weren’t hot enough for me to attempt to rape,” Kavanaugh said to the committee, as 62 Serena Joys nodded appreciatively.

Is it too soon for us to talk about white middle aged women?

Pretty sure her divorce settlement includes an ironclad NDA, like everyone else in Trump’s orbit. With any luck, she’ll go back to her Latin Kings drug dealing boyfriend and then her kids can hate their mother too.

I’d be 100% fine with his daughters growing up to despise him

Somewhere, on a sprawling estate, Les Moonves has both a viagra-induced erection and is raising his fist at the terrible injustice committed against him.

We already have one pubey Supreme Court justice, so a rapey one is the next logical step. And if RBG decides it’s lights out, Roy Moore is probably first in line.

I have a feeling one if not more of these women is going to come forward soon saying they were duped into signing this document. No doubt there was no disclosure as to the real reason why they were being asked to vouch for him, and they probably tracked down every girl who ever stood in line with him for ice cream and…