The Trump asshole gene appears to be ragingly dominant. Tick tock. With any luck he’ll grow up to keep the hair gel industry relevant and spend his days in the company of hookers (like mommy) and porn stars (like daddy) and make her life a living hell long after his old man kicks the bucket. I would consider it a form…

Thankfully he has a lot of experience with this. For him, it’s called foreplay.

What the video doesn’t show is that 15 minutes later, he was spit out into a ditch by the side of the NJ Turnpike

Same doc, Dr. Alkie Pill Pusher McHarrasser, graded his cognitive abilities

Can he transmit them to Julie Chen? Because she’s a POS too.

Couldn’t that goblin afford a full set of dentures? I hope that one missing tooth is at the shop having a recording device installed.

I wonder why they didn’t publish a picture of the actual guy, Steven Wilder Striegel. Hard to believe he could be a dick.

Finally, a restaurant Trump administration officials can go to eat in peace.

I know it’s not a big deal where she comes from (Hollywood royalty trash) and it’s largely her parents’ fault (for being trash) and perhaps all of it was inevitable, but it’s really fucking sad to see an otherwise perfectly cute 18-year old girl fuck up her face with fillers, injections and surgery at such a young age.…

I’m not employing the same professional techniques I learned as a young whippersnapper, if any, and according to the internet, Yonit Levi is 41-years old, hardly old enough not to have evolved with the times. Maybe she’s just an asshole?

When Owens was in the Cosby Show, doing well as an actor, he was also teaching acting to high school students — which he did not have to do — and helping the next generation hone and develop their craft. From what I’ve heard, he has continued to give back to his community as an actor to this day, as a teacher. The man…

Lohan is 32 Going on 60

I don’t hate, but they still don’t look like they’d stack as well as the Marta glasses. The CB2 design team is to be commended for interpreting je ne sais goopiness for the masses (the feminine, swooping lines for an otherwise completely impractical sofa is basically goop in sofa form).

It’s nice to see people who deserve each other dating in their own league. It ensures the continuity of the badabing species.

I don’t believe the Enquirer vaults hold anything of value that public doesn’t already know about him. Liar, cheat, cheapskate, serial philanderer, broke ass, whatever. Jeffrey Epstein, however, has been awfully quiet through all of this and is rumored to have taped the encounters between his “friends” and underage…

To add another layer of filth, let’s not forget Vance was thiiiis close to indicting Ivanka and Uday, which he made magically disappear at the 11th hour, screwing over his own prosecutors, after Trump’s personal attorney, Marc Kasowitz, made a well-timed campaign contribution. Apparently dirty lawyers grow like…

Right?? That sanctimonious bit of false equivalence between MeToo and redemption was nauseating. Louis CK’s comeback tour is being dictated on his terms and his timeline. And if anyone says “it’s too soon” or “I’m not ready,” too fucking bad, because mercy has been granted by Judge Michael Ian Black.

She also hasn’t figured out how to use sleeves. The idea of covering ones arms while simultaneously using them is a skill that eludes her yet.

Now you’ve done triggered Roseanne.