I think she has a 25% chance of being the least-loved Trump child. There’s an argument to be made for every single one except his daughter-wife.

A non-white mother is the best hope Trump has of having a kid that is both mentally intact and doesn’t look like a lab experiment gone awry. 

The next logical step, really the only step, would be to hire Kelly Sadler as her communications director

KW: John McCain timed his death to screw up my campaign

I will see your pediatric surgeon and raise you one cabinet-dwelling pediatric neurosurgeon.

I’m old as shit but I watch youtube cooking channels (I’m a visual learner). You’d think it’d make for a fairly anodyne community and for the most part it is, but at some point, perhaps in search of a green smoothie recipe, I stumbled on some vegan channels and that’s where shit got real. It was my first exposure to…

And “My account was hacked” was itself the new, “I’m sorry if you were offended.”

When I was in high school in the early Jurassic, everyone knew who the faculty creeps were, the girls they favored (I don’t recall boys being targeted and it doesn’t mean they weren’t, just that I wasn’t aware of it) and yes, there were even girls who appeared, on the face of it, to court the attention as if it…

This needs to be said louder and more often. Having just read an article about Steve Jobs’ eldest daughter’s memoir of their relationship, I think he may have been one of them.

Omg, thank you, those are now the best and only takes on VC Andrews books forevermore.

Orange County, God, click bait, “people” named Savannah, Everleigh and Cole. The new VC Andrews novel sounds like shit.

I feel like the part of the exchange where she manages to mention her Guardian contact, moving to Africa or Brazil (specifically Ethiopia, Senegal, or Mapia, jfc), and then rails about the Western elite and their values (lmao) says everything about her. I didn’t think it was possible, but I think she may actually be a…

It makes me sad to see Mira Sorvino’s name in that lineup. Can’t they throw in Anthony Hopkins or Dame Judi in there just to even things out a bit?

Or they pay you in unsolicited backrubs from Charlie Rose in a bathrobe.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall and hear the advice of the prison consultant his family has hired to advise him on life behind bars.

All of the Trump universe horror creations need an origin story.

Not as tragic as the fact that the photo editor spent hours coming through Getty Images and it was the most flattering one they could find.

She’s worse than that. She’s helping her husband by creating distractions. She’s pushing buttons, getting under everyone’s skin. The jacket, the clothes, the platform, the Lebron contradictions, hand swats, all of it. She’s 100% complicit.

Right after Bourdain died there were reports that his friends thought maybe Argento hadn’t been such a good influence on him. It didn’t help that they were mostly men or that they seemed to really side with and love his ex-wife. The blowback was swift, and at the time seemed justified.

Jezebel, can you please compile a list of quotations from Melania herself?