Satisfying would be her going broke, losing her looks so she can’t ride another rich idiot’s dick to wealth, and having her and her entire family deported back to Slovenia. Barron can stay. Family separations are a bitch. Anything short of that is a disappointment.

I guess he could buy the unit and then flip it and sell it to the Russians. Although even that should give them pause as he has failed to deliver anything but a trade war to the Chinese and unlifted sanctions and increased scrutiny to the Russians. The last guy who owned an apartment in that building that gave him…

That interview was painful. She’s got a pair of lungs and is probably a very sweet person, but yeah, like wow, you know, sheesh.

$100 and not a penny more. Ok $200.

$24 million is incredibly overpriced for that apartment even by New York’s ludicrous real estate standards. Trump Tower is known for its incredibly cheap materials as it’s meant for owners to tear out and customize. It’s also an ugly 80's building, not something super modern or prewar, which are the other factors that…

Hopefully with a spatula. Her cooking show belongs in the Smithsonian.

I thought she was tasked with creating TrumpTV. Whatever happened to that? There are literally 12-year olds who can stick to a youtube production schedule better than she can.

There is nothing wrong with a well-timed heart attack, stroke, disease or bus/cycling/staircase/bathtub accident for any Trump (I’m not picky). There is something seriously wrong with their gene pool. Every single generation going back to Fred Trump, with the exception of perhaps his brother Freddy Jr., whom he all…

She’s the piece of shit pieces of shit deserve.

She’s stupid enough to do it. I am continually amazed at her attempts to outsmart her critics and belief she can show everyone once and for all how very clever she is by making the same mistakes over and over again. She’s very dim but stubborn animal.

He already has. 5 dead in Maryland, 58 in Las Vegas, 17 in Parkland, among others. Hitler didn’t have to kill 6 million people with his bare hands to be responsible for their deaths. Trump’s incendiary rhetoric means he has created a helter skelter environment where his lieutenants, supporters and the assorted crazies…

I feel like that article was one long audition for the Megyn Kellyanne Today show with George as a sidekick, which was dreamed up in the bowels of television hell.

Right? It should be Winnie the Pee.

I do find it odd that she chose as a nickname a candy that’s brown on the outside, white on the inside

Noticed that too. He’s shtupping his stepmother, which, in that family, is one of the more ethical options.

Why is it so difficult for people to believe that Occam’s razor applies?

To also file under, “Trying Too Hard,” he seems to have had quite a bit of work done between last year and this year. The Vulcan brows and preternaturally smooth forehead, half of it probably stapled into his newly-defined hairline, the bad dye job, obvious cheek implants. The aging bro douchebag look that every…

This concept could spawn a thousand sequels. I await the one where she wakes up in a flooded cave in Thailand with the waters rising and nothing but a child-sized submarine.

Grimes is becoming the Morrissey of 2018. The more I learn about her, the less inclined I am to listen to her music.

It says something that even the bankers at Goldman Sachs didn’t want her to steam their pants.