For me it’s the horror of hearing the voice of one of the Heathers emanating from the mangy sarcophagus of a 72-year old man

Or be crushed by the falling price of Hampton’s mansion

Or name his next kid that.

Anyone have any idea of Chuck Norris’ views on Iran?

Melanoma is straight up trolling the country. She and her stepdaughterwife-in-complicity are just trying to do some damage control for their own images while creating a will-she-won’t-she distraction for their fatherhusband. It’s a diversionary tactic and it works like a charm. The media and the #SaveMelania types lap…

Bingo Gubelman sounds like a character from a straight-to-video mashup of Dirty Dancing and Grease.

Zara, your move.

Lifelong racist, misogynistic, criminal dickfungus, now an even a bigger racist, misogynistic, criminal dickfungus due to age. Also has acquired virtually limitless power and is a traitor.

The people criticizing him can fuck right off. They can join the John Kelly chorus about the sacredness of women so much so that they must legislate what women do with their bodies. Sing about the terrible racism white men experience at the hands of the powerless. Keen about how it’s the ACLU’s job to reunite…

Now that the Jacketgate debacle has blown over, she’s gone back to her tried and true — imitating Michelle Obama. Like all her other ideas, it’s just someone else’s idea molded into a signature Trumpian awkward, cheap gimmick (like Jr. posing on a tree stump) that merely reinforces that grifters gotta grift. She seems…

They look like each other

All the stars for the Auntie Mame reference

More likely that’s what Ivanka tells Maggie Haberman

Whoa, is that Permit Patty trailing them in the striped bikini? All the dots are starting to connect...

Apologies to the immortal Bette Davis, but that is some straight up Baby Jane shit right there.

Another thing I think is getting lost in all of this (because wives are generally not held responsible for their husbands’ alleged wrongdoings, and wives are women, therefore solidarity or something like that) is that he gave Julie Chen, the side piece he cheated on his wife with, who was a gleeful and willing…

“Stop trying to make ‘Kirstjen’ happen.”

I was wondering that too. But if you look at Newsom, Jr. and Maurice Villency’s son (with whom she has a son), she definitely has a type: greasy.

Louise Linton is handling their PR.

If they called it the Ryan Seaquest, I might forgive them this one yacht.