Sounds like the perfect client for Ty Cobb

Valid point. I guess the same holds true for Vanessa Trump. She wants the money, she just doesn’t want to be associated with a traitor because it really wrecks her restaurant-going game. But we’ve reached a nadir as a country that that counts as integrity now.

If only more men like this had wives who took a stand. For every woman who doesn’t, she might as well be sucking Mitch McConnell’s cock. (Lookin’ at you, Present Wives Club — Elaine Chao, Janna Ryan, Ashley Kavanaugh, Melanie. )

Those woodchucks are just asserting their individual liberties and preparing for end times. I’m all for woodchuck militias taking up arms against Paul Ryan’s tyrannical usurpation of their land.

I didn’t realize it until I saw this picture, but now I’m quite certain she’s intentionally trying to look like a queen (à la Game of Thrones). The nerve of this cunt and doing it in that host country.

If you look at her nudes, she’s actually more apple shaped — long legs, slim hips, short waist, big boobs (now artificially enhanced). The stomach pooch is not the fault of the dress, it’s where she’s naturally gaining weight as a result of her age (and she’s aging like shit). I’ve always felt her penchant for high…

Oh, so kind of like how Trump made Forbes’ richest list thanks to self-reporting. Ever since I heard about that, I don’t believe any valuation that comes from them unless it’s supported by tax returns.

I hope Jezebel didn’t have to pay real Melania for a Getty photo of fake Melania

She’s apple shaped, therefore naturally short-waisted, and as she ages, she puts on weight on top. Her artificially large boobs are sagging since they don’t belong on her body anyway, and meeting at her widening waist. The belts are an attempt to create the illusion of a waist she never really had and has even less of …

It was also 75º in Brussels today, so why would she even need to wear a long trench in a straitjacket style like that? Everything about her is off.

My reaction: has Stephen Baldwin always been a Jesus freak?

I get that he won’t excommunicate anyone, but Chill Pope could do a bit more than offer a few oblique, remonstrations in America’s general direction, that I’m sure don’t even register with Paul smug-as-fuck Ryan, much less the Orange Buffoon. Honestly, I wasn’t so enthused about his unnecessarily warm reception of…

And we’re only a third of the way down the side of the building. Less than a quarter if he’s reelected.

More likely, she’ll be hailed as a genius for her can-do, pull-down-her-pants spirit.

Mueller most likely already has what he needs. I’m fine with whatever fate this piece of shit ends up with, whether at the hands of Mueller (jail), Trump (taking a bullet), or Putin (poison). He made his bed.

If by melt, you mean he imagines her sitting on his face, then yes.

Judging by the many documented instances in which she uses common words incorrectly, such mindbenders as “otherwise,” “albeit,” and “relative,” I’m betting she didn’t read much before she graduated either.

Exactly. Fuck her and her couture palazzo track pants right to hell. As for the #SaveMelania folks, save it. There are no hidden depths. She is both devoid of all humanity and painfully dumb. She deserves no consideration, no good will and no benefit of the doubt ever again.

Tell it to 1933 Germany