Let’s not be coy any more about her. She voluntarily was and is a rich man’s cum bucket. No more, no less.

The First Escort appears to be throwing another passive aggressive tantrum.

I see this happen in corporate America every. single. fucking. day. The sheer stupidity and incompetence is staggering and increases the higher up you go because they help each other rise. And yet I’ve never seen a more smug, entitled, self-satisfied group of people (mostly white males) convinced of their…

I’m really enjoying this remake of Mean Girls.

The dress is clearly blue, not gold.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the full range of Merkel’s disapproving expressions at G-7? She is pure ballast.

I did too, but now it makes sense because Putin is basically everything they ever wanted in a president. Mike Pence better watch his tea.

Some people say she’s a walking ad for birth control. Personally, I may have to change my position on forced sterilization... for the mother and brother.

1) Bill Clinton, smart man, great politician and 100% sexual predator

That was my first thought too, although I’m not worried about her. Sulking in a corner alone is what she does best so it hardly counts as punishment if they have her in a hole somewhere. Plus, I really don’t get the sense that Agent Orange has the upper hand here. He’s way too deferential. More like she’s meeting with…

Kegel exercises. Gotta stay in shape for the next highest bidder after the divorce ink dries.

Wow, I had no idea! I’m still not over the cancellation of that show. Ann Dowd is a fucking national treasure and Sanders is not fit to lick her boots.

Probably no one who would have him as a fan. So that rules out Ted Nugent, Wayne Newton and Joy Villa.

I believe all the problems in America today come down to Donkey Milk vs. Donkey Sauce constituencies.

You know what’s gross? The internet fake hang-wringing over the welfare of this child, while continuing to promote her “clout.”

For all his bloviating bigotry, sexism and bullying, I don’t think an anecdote has ever made him seem so small and so frightened of his own insignificance.

It’s easy when you have money to blind you to hypocrisy.

I was thinking the same. Can any medical doctors weigh in on average hospitalization times for something as vague as a benign kidney whatsit?

Giving her an unused speech or an original idea is probably more useful and exponentially more valuable as she recuperates from her facelift kidney embolization.

You know what chaps my ass, is the fact that the recommending probation officers — Laura Garnette and Monica Lassettre — were both women.