He has the only two necessary qualifications: white. man.

Hey, Pat, Devin Nunes for you on line 1.

I feel like Sweet Valley High ushered in an era of white-ification of YA covers

What a sad state of affairs that I’m now grading disgraced politicians on a curve, like well, at least he had the presence of mind not to fight it, which makes him better than... Roy Moore?

The new screen adaptation of “Stranger with My Face” looks dope

Clearly, a PR push on the part of the East Wing to coincide with her going through the motions of pretending to care about children, bullying, opioids, etc.

She might be wealthy or wealth-adjacent, but one thing’s for sure: she’s not newsworthy.

There’s nothing to see here. She’s the spoiled child of a rich Asian. That culture is well-documented, particularly in Vancouver, and largely pointless except as an illustration of the emptiness of wealth as an end in and of itself.

A sharp knife, which Flood is, in the hands of a skilled chef will produce a delicious meal. A fool, which Trump is, is going to slice his own fingers off.

I’ve caved to social pressure to sign a co-worker’s birthday card. Multiply it by top brass asking you to do something for some mucky muck whose reputation depends on it as your paycheck hangs in the balance. Doesn’t even have to be explicitly stated, just understood that it would really be good for everyone involved…

Judging by the looks on their faces, they post racist memes to facebook and still expect you to show up at Thanksgiving with a smile and a side dish. Bet they love Roseanne’s “honesty” too.

Mitch McConnell’s gonna block that bill faster than you can say, “Protect Mueller!”

I hope this does for Michelle Wolf’s career what it did for Stephen Colbert’s.

Sanders should be so lucky to have any association with the incomparable Ann Dowd. The similarities between her — a humorless, true believing martinet — and Aunt Lydia, was a sharp and funny take.

It also explains his appeal to white nationalists. He’s a poster child for everything going his way on skin color alone because he truly has nothing else to offer. He’s a late night tv huckster peddling the idea that if they just help him make America white again, with campaign donations and devotion, they can have…

I didn’t understand the furor over the joke at all. Even if it had been a dig at her appearance, it seemed pretty tame. Then I read somewhere that people may have misunderstood smokey eye as being an swipe at Sanders’ lazy eye, which had not occurred to me at all. It seems pretty obvious that was not Wolf’s intention…

I wager that they’re also Trump supporters?

We’re in a culture war. Sanders is but one unremarkable member of a powerful political cult masquerading as a religion, brainwashed from childhood to worship at the altar of Faux State News.

On the basis of that excellent premise, David Cronenberg really needs to come out of retirement and film The Brood 2: Trumplestiltskin. I would insert an image from the original, but it’s too gross, even for me.