I don’t buy this fantasy scenario about her losing Barron. There’s no chance what with everything that’s out there, that any judge, no matter how conservative and Trump-loving, would give him sole custody. Conservatives love her and even liberals have a lot of sympathy for her (inexplicably). It will never happen.

And how to pull up his pants?

He is a true representation of what is in the hearts of millions of people. I think history is going to show grandpa, grandma, Uncle Jayden and Aunt Nevaeh to be the Nazis of our time

Same crowd that buys Franklin Mint commemorative coins, plates, old timey music compilations and special edition figurines from the late night teevee.

I don’t get the rush to sympathize with her either. Just because she married a criminal shitstain for money who decided to run for president and cheated on her with a bunch of women like her, and which, I bet, she knew about all along and was part of their “we don’t sleep together” arrangement, does not make her a…

Melanoma condescended to take a break from her year-long sulk in which she declined to do very much until called upon to do something she liked, namely planning a party with the help of a team of experienced professionals. Someone give the woman a medal.

He could say no, given all the shit in his background, but he didn’t say no because he has a standard case of white male entitlement.

Here’s the thing: he expected to be confirmed. With all this shit in his background, he expected to be confirmed. Otherwise, why would he have accepted the nomination? And, despite Trump’s waffling, now they’re doubling down on their support of him, so who the hell knows, this thing might still go through.

Lifetime needs to get on this stat and cast everyone as themselves.

Trump was a relatively youthful 47, and a geriatric 60 for issuance #4 and #5. Guess we’ll just wait and see how that DNA unspools.

There’s only one person he’s thinking of, though.

She wears her white woman skinsuit every day. It’s what Trump loves most about her.

They aren’t done calling for a missile strike over his tan suit.

My guess is someone whose livelihood depends on her not being an idiot in public

That garish apartment in that 80's architectural monstrosity Trump Tower... to say nothing of its occupants

I suppose it might be uncharitable to point this out, but I looked at the first photo and thought, “Wait, does Meghan Markle have bunions?” And, yes, yes she does. Makes her more relatable. But those ugly sandals are not doing her feet any favors.

Nutty Nikki would be the Kelly-approved version. She’s a woman of color so I’m betting his lizard brain will spit out something a little more racial epithetty.

As usual, he says about another person the very thing people say about him.

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

I’m imagining a Strom Thurmond kind of situation. Awkward with all the white supremacy and whatnot.