That image of the him and Jesus in bathrobes is now making sense... jfc.

Ryan is just as dirty. We’ll need to flip the house too.

It certainly sounds like something they’d do, but I’d also hope Mueller would be on to it. What are the chances of them sending both parents of 5 kids to prison for sheer stupidity alone?

What’s his stance on punishment for treason?

I’d feel more sorry for him if he didn’t have, enjoy and abuse the social and economic power of a thousand suns. If I felt bad for him, I’d also have to feel bad for Uday and Qusay Hussein, or Kim Jong-Un and Kim Jong-Il, Baby Doc and all the other children of dictators who also probably suffered from Shakespearean…

Yes, kids can be cruel, but I’m going to guess the school and all the kids are under strict instructions to treat him well. Plus, he’s surrounded by the secret service to enforce it. Maybe it’s not the most natural or spontaneous set of circumstances for a child, but he’s probably safe and in a much better…

“But what if he’s a loser?”

My guess is his mother would never allow it; her divorce settlement probably depends on total fealty down to the collateral, I mean, son.

The odds don’t appear to be in his favor. The dumb asshole gene appears to be dominant.

Which one? He’s got the orange hued clown who speaks through an anus where his mouth should be, and then there’s his mother, a spray tanned ice queen, who’s openly contemptuous of his father, and could leave, but doesn’t, because I’m guessing the difference between few million vs. a few hundred million payout, to her,…

Because the only thing this simpleton knows how to do (and it’s admittedly worked well for him amongst a wide swath of Americans stupider than he is, a/k/a Trump supporters) is to take something and then say he’s the best at it, good or bad — lyingest liar, cheatiest cheater, etc.

He’s a graduate of the Ivanka Trump School of White People Talking Good. Pick an SAT word and filter it through your wealth-addled MadLibs brain and you too can be considered a genius.

I agree that she does care about public perception. I think her ego and greed are probably almost as big as Trump’s and they’re actually pretty compatible in that way. But she probably only cares about the additional “work” it creates for her now in that she has to pretend to give a shit about Stormy Daniels. My…

I think the camel passed through the eye of that needle a long time ago. Nazis and pedophiles weren’t enough to stop them from supporting him, what’s a porn star? And it’s not like his wife gives a shit. Her payment was her pregnancy.

There’s a big difference between not saying anything negative about the orange fuhrer, ever, which frankly sounds a lot like the principles underlying propaganda and censorship, and teaching kids to be civil in dissent (e.g. the Parkland kids). I sure as shit hope Todd is teaching his kids the latter.

No matter who’s beside him... preferably Adam Rippon.

And probably having a shit ton more fun as he watches Trump’s eyes roll back into his head as they make tweet tweet love.

Well, he is “The Expert,” and in Trumpland if it appears on a t-shirt, then it must be true. Although it doesn’t command as much authority as a baseball hat, of course.

Dictator taste is nothing if not consistent. It’s actually kind of amazing. Like, is there a gene that determines you will have a gold-toilet portrait-with-Jesus orientation?

Thank you for this. I was trying to figure out how the hell SBA’s name got mixed up with this organization. From what I understand she was agnostic and not a fan of marriage, radical for her time, and it just didn’t jibe. Then again, we’re talking about people who attribute a lot of stances to Jesus that are…