To be fair, there’s an admirable consistency to his choices 

The official uniform of #whitelivesmatter. You got your Cliven Bundy, your troops and a pop of yee ha.

The only person looking forward to tRUmp vs. tRUmp more than all of America is Bobby Mueller, which is why she will NEVER divorce him. There’s more money to be made — so. much. fucking. money. — in invoking spousal privilege than in going free. She’s a prisoner by choice and I’d bet dollars to donuts she’s THRILLED by…

Love the thundercunt insult, but no pity for Melania. No one feels as sorry for Melania as Melania herself. She’s just pissed she has to pretend to give a shit about Stormy Daniels.

What you mean fake? Is Slovenian glee...

I guess it’s the message not the meathead.

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How about “This is your future on Betsy DeVos”? Does that qualify as geriatric?

Bring Ann Curry back. That would solve any ratings problems, and I’m all for anything that causes Megyn-with-a-gyn to throw one of her little life-is-sooo-hard white supremacist hissyfits.

The only thing that brings me some comfort is trying to imagine a scenario where all of this is part of Mueller’s calculation and McCabe is willingly being used in some way as bait and now they’re yanking him out Hunger Games style.

There is more than one. Can they do a New Yorker copy edit piece on this pretty pretty please?

I’m sure Meredith McIver will be buy shortly too take responsability for this tremendous misteak.

I’m under the same impression. But they better think twice before installing him as the heir apparent bc there’s also a risk that he could be Caroline Kennedy’d. Unless he shows himself to be some kind of white Obama, they may just find the limits of party loyalty with a sizable chunk of people who dutifully pulled…

Trump revealed he launched his frequent tweetstorms not from his toilet, as I’ve oft-envisioned in a night terror, but from his bed

She’s left a long trail of evidence of things done and said in the public record that prove she is every inch Trump’s helpmeet. Yet, people still insist on interpreting her throwing tantrums over fulfilling a role she actively campaigned for, and acting like a petulant baby in public, as resistance. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I actually think it’s justified and somewhat effective to go after these ridiculous men and their vanity, especially in the service of exposing hypocrisy.

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This cannot be restated enough. I don’t get the whole #FreeMelania liberal sympathy for her AT ALL. People read so much into her “silence” — dignity, strength, despair, whatever. They want so much for her to be a damsel in distress, and I’m like, she’s not silent in the least. From the birtherism, to the frivolous…

Afterwards, the panda went into his supervisor’s office and was like, “Don’t you ever fucking make me do that again.”

Same. Friend of mine, progressive, politically engaged, brilliant, was arguing that Melania is fascinating in her ability to thwart traditional expectations and is the one person her husband can’t seem to control.