Something tells me Nancy Spector would’ve denied the request even if they’d asked for a set of refrigerator magnets from the gift shop.

Trump might have more luck asking the Hermitage for a “loan.” Seems more his style.

Right? I’m sure there are many more that we just haven’t heard about. Someone should compile all that awesome shade it into a coffee table book called, “Trump Trolled.”

Gold is the toilet of Trump’s past. Stainless steel is the toilet of his future.

Brylcreem and Preparation H

You can take Megyn out of Fox News, but you can’t take Fox News out of the Megyn.

The coverage has been pretty subdued in general, I think. Part of it is the daily avalanche of Trump news, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess it’s also in part because the shooter wasn’t brown. For sure, Fox News would’ve leaked had he been a brown juvenile.

“I have daughters” is the new “I have black friends.”

I was watching Judy Woodruff interviewing Alison Katzman, a female boomer Trump supporter, and was struck by what a sour, bitter shell of a person she was, yet so incredibly privileged. She looked completely normal, even pleasant, until she opened her maw and you could practically feel the seething resentment…

Also Bikram. The pseudo-religious overtones would make me run away faster than you can say, “The esteemed bodywork firm of Larry Nassar and Warren Jeffs” jfc.

Cool. Now “It” knows what it needs to manifest into to take this problem child off our hands.

I honestly struggled to identify which of the 3 white dudes he was in the picture. I’m pretty sure it’s the guy on the left, based on the hair? I’m not sure what that says about me, but it makes me uncomfortable. I might be a little bit racist.

In 50 years, American children will know 2018 as the birth of the Lutefisk mafia, while dining on reindeer and licorice to aid in their development of Dear Leader Trump physiques.

His gift of choice is apparently fake diamonds, and only to his best friends. At most he might’ve given her one of the opened returns from Melanoma’s failed caviar skin care line.

What strikes me is how uncreative and unoriginal he is even in his kink. Blonde porn star, tighty whities, some light spanking with a magazine he subscribes to sitting on coffee table, and him no doubt thinking it’s terribly subversive... what a snooze.

In light of Kyle Stephens’ powerful statement against Nasser and how her own parents didn’t believe her, I wonder if Dylan’s spectacularly shitty brother, Moses, now a so-called therapist, might reconsider his position insinuating she was lying to please their mother.

She is the Introverted Oprah we don’t deserve

Pretty sure Melania’s the one who keeps the medicine cabinet stocked with Viagra, the porn stars on speed dial, and calls for the staff to strip the bed and boil the sheets afterwards.

While sane America has a dialogue about Trump and the racist racists who adore him, I’m left wondering where, exactly, is their red line for a sitting president, and if it even exists. Because we’ve driven long past the signs for Naziville, Misogyton, Pedoburg and Treasondale.