I’m more concerned about some wingnut taking her and the others out. Supreme Court justices apparently don’t get much protection, but that was before the clockwork insane orange clown posse took over the country.

One of those trolls — and there’s an army of them — popped up on the Gofundme page to insinuate that.

They’re clearly running out of material. Trump lives to star in this kind of Page Six drama. He’s like a senile, flabby, very stupid version of Scheherazade, only the stories are all about him and someone else writes them.

I read that as Bannon and Trump are themselves humping pillows. The Bannon: polyester, stained with night sweats, mystery meat and smelling of 97 years of man funk, and The Trump: orange velour, stained with Just For Men, drool and smelling of 127 years of man funk. They’ll be available next to the Maga hats at his…

To paraphrase the endless screaming twitter account: “AAAAAHHHHHHH”

There are the pedo rumors of course, although I don’t think he’d give a shit if that were exposed now that Roy Moore has paved the way to semi-normalizing the idea with his base. It must be something trite but embarrassing to him, like proof that each night Russian prostitutes spin his pubes into a merkin that…

Aw, shucks. I have to pace myself. I have a feeling 2018 is going to be even longer than the last...

Ah, that’s why Melanoma’s sleeves are so big — they’re full of extra cash.

That was my first thought too. He might qualify as a rescue animal and it might be one of the few instances where the Bronx would be better for him than his now manmade unnatural habitat.

You mean like this?

Samsies. I thought he was doing some Magic Mike maneuver.

Just wait til he finds out China’s patent on global warning has been approved.

God, I miss the man, his intellect and essential boringness. It was a deft response. He stayed mostly to the safe and true topic of his love of and closeness to Michelle and their daughters and for which Trump can have no response — “He loves his family! SAD!” — but it also could be seen as a sly dig at Trump and his…

I don’t know how long this is going to stay up on, but right now Wikipedia is showing this gem:

I look forward to seeing him lose the Cirrhotic War

If I were to compare Trump simulacra (jesus, is this where we are now?!), I prefer the hyperrealism of Tussaud’s unfinished version. This is probably what he actually looks like without the fake bake and yellow fright wig when he’s pre-dawn rage tweeting in his bathrobe with the televisions blaring. And the hair…

Trump: Look, aliens!
Aliens: Hey, don’t involve us in your Russiagate distractions.

It’s still watch it here

We have many friends that are black, and we also fellowship with them in church and in our home.

Maybe he can borrow one of Roy and Kayla Moore’s black friends