Oy neigh

By the degree of his deranged and inflammatory rhetoric, we shall know Mueller’s proximity.

I read that initially as, “It’s only because he isn’t fondling Asians,” which made perfect sense, and still does. He’s too racist to prey on non-white children.

That’s exactly the thought process. According to his own spokesperson, the real story no one was talking about was all the little girls Roy Moore didn’t molest.

And he continues to blame her, this time for his resignation. Meanwhile his bank account is super pregnant with oil money.

That was my thought too. Ten bucks says this guy is shooting blanks and knows it, but intended to build a little harem for himself under the guise of fruitfully multiplying.

Please, Trump hasn’t even been to the wilderness that is the NYC subway much less contemplated the beauty of Central Park from a distance of less than 50 stories high. His idea of a country idyll is hopping a chauffeured Lincoln to play golf in NJ. If he wonders about anything it’s how to shit on things and that’s…

On its own, I’m ok with it, and I’m glad he bore witness to what he heard (as well he should), but if he uses this as part of some redemption tour to get himself back on air, he can take a long walk off a short pier.

Good. She’s lucky she has the ability to relocate to Europe and the kids will benefit from being far away from the media frenzy. Your move, Melania.

They are definitely a thing in NY and they are disgusting. The larva take up residence in any type of clothing, not just wool but synthetics too. They want to live in a dark area undisturbed and are not particular about fibers. The larva are incredibly small, about the head of a pin, difficult to detect but may leave…

I’m ok with Megyn joining the main stage as long as they cast Ann Curry as Veronica Sawyer

If it results in a pay-per-view fight between Mrs. Mooch vs. Mrs. Mnuch, I’m here for it

If she knew the truth and had an inkling as to what was about to come out, why bother feigning heartbreak over her rapist colleague’s departure at all? A pro who knows would’ve been stone-faced about it.

If TMZ is to be believed, apparently he was an ass to Meredith Vieira too

You know, I might’ve made that up because I can’t find mention of it anywhere now. I thought I read a gossip item about it, but now I’m questioning if I conflated their rumored affair and her move to L.A. with some other baby rumor around the same time where someone supposedly got pregnant by some married douchey…

About time.

It’s literally the only upside to Trump winning — watching the enduring misery of these two as entertainment (they owe us this much). The entire nation is being treated to a rendition of “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” played by a White Walker and an orangutan.

This is actually one of my favorite conspiracy theories. I can’t stand her, as my other comments will attest, but if she turned out to be a Russian spy I’d have to nothing but respect for a game well played. Damn girl, you’re good.

According to her own roommate who was assigned to live with her by her “modeling” agency, she was stiff and unexpressive, ergo not making it as a model. Modeling actually takes some skill and talent and she probably wasn’t even able to get catalog work, which pays pretty well. She’s rumored to have been on the verge…

My first thought too. Suspiria comes to the White House. Madame Blanc.