I think there’s plenty of evidence that demonstrates her crappiness as a person and that she’s not the naïf or victim some make her out to be. I do agree that her strategy appears to make herself as scarce as possible — no doubt to avoid the stench of Trump rubbing off on her when the Muellermen show up for a pre-dawn…

Actually, I think Melania has been treated with extreme deference even by Democrats, considering what could be scrutinized in her history and her activism during her husband’s campaign, as opposed to, say, Hillary, when she was a first spouse. I think whether spouses are considered fair game or not depends on whose…

That doesn’t leave enough time for thoughts and prayers and blaming Obama

When does the erotic fanfiction audiobook narrated by Kate McKinnon’s Jeff Sessions come out?

SHS’s makeup artist has got to be a Democrat. I’m convinced there’s an underground resistance movement of stylists who have infiltrated the highest levels of the administration by exploiting one of their greatest weaknesses: vanity.

Right? And I forgot to mention her own shady immigration history, her tone deaf campaign against bullying, proudly admitting she married for money, lying about having a college degree, ripping off Michelle Obama’s speech and then allowing someone else to take the fall for it.

Well, the wingnuts blind hatred of a first lady who dedicated her life to public service is partly the reason we now have the First Escort

The only pleasure I can take from those panda pics is that it looks like the panda is visiting her in jail.

If you don’t count her loudly flapping her gums on the teevee promoting Obama birtherism, dismissing and defending her husband’s admission of sexual assault, suing internet nobodies for saying mean things about her, threatening to sue her supporters for saying nice things about her, and cavalierly costing taxpayers…

The part that gets me is the detail that Paul wore earplugs. Too loud for him, but fuck his neighbors. Living his libertarian values.

Fair enough. It’s the “fish food go bye bye!” dump gesture and the self-satisfied “look what I did!” grin that puts it over the top. In Abe’s defense, he was probably just trying to get out of his photo op with the moron faster.

I believe Ivana filed for divorce. I don’t know if he would’ve left her for Marla otherwise, he seemed to enjoy watching them fight over him (of course he did).

As I’ve said to a previous commenter, I don’t think divorce and children are subjects he cares enough to “win” on, unlike, say, poll numbers.

I think he’d go to the mat over his poll numbers with an internet nobody, but I don’t think he’d bother with his son. Weirdly, I don’t think his ego is all that tied up with his children, with the exception of Ivanka, and that’s probably because he’s sexually attracted to her. I think once they exist, the point about…

I think it comes down to whether he’s more lazy or spiteful, and that’s a toss-up on any given day.

She could’ve taken a smaller payout earlier — there’s literally nothing keeping her from walking out the door except money. No way he’d fight her for custody even out of spite; too much hassle and he might win. Whatever she’s holding out for is worth her son’s childhood.

Two Hands One Cup. I’ll show myself out.

Butterflies are gross. They start off as hairy worms, mummify themselves and mutate inside a suspended sleep sack, then emerge as insects with wings. Who’s the monster?

Damn, this just missed the cut off for scariest Halloween story.

The sad thing is, even if he’s convicted and does time, he can still use his money to land himself at the top of the convict heap. Being king of the hill, even a toxic dump of humanity, would still be a win for him. Bernie Madoff is apparently having himself a grand ole time behind bars.