Vance is another scion of NY royalty. Between dropping the Ivanka-Jr case and the DSK debacle (remember that?), I hope it costs him his seat. All eyes on Schneiderman now. I think NY putting Trump away will be a bigger kick in the balls to him than the Feds.

It’s a fatal flaw and will be his/their undoing. The kid doesn’t realize his goose is already cooked. My money is on when the Mueller shit gets real, he’ll be the first one they find dangling from the rafters.

Evangelical Christianity is the moral diplomatic immunity of our time. You get as many get of out jail free cards as you want for whatever the fuck you want, from adultery to zoophilia, as long as you invoke God and vote Republican.

I will see your death and raise you one suffering. I’m not content for them to be taken out by a lightning bolt from the sky that results in instant, everlasting peace and oneness with the universe. I want them see their mortality from a distance, experience it encroaching and have time to contemplate what they’ve…

Right?? And since when does Jefferson Beauregard give a shit about Asians? The timing of this action smells to me like DoJ payback for Harvard standing mutely by while Kushner gets dragged in the press for having walked into every lofty institution and job while being woefully unqualified but white.

How much plastic surgery did Melania Trump have to look like Melania Trump?

What’s so delicious about it is that there’s obviously a desire in the recesses of her cold, dark heart, that craves approval from outside of the Fox News universe and it has been roundly denied.

The sad thing is, Dr. Seuss probably IS her favorite author and the closest thing to literature she has read in the last 30 years, and I’m including all five languages she allegedly speaks.

I’m not so sure someone has told him. First, the concept needs to made into a cartoon and then it needs to make it into his large print Reader’s Digest 2-pager of current events. Second, can you imagine how he might react to the news that there are 3.5 million more Hispanic Americans than he originally thought? Nobody…

Their nasal labial folds are super pronounced for their age. Whether it’s hard living and/or too many injections and fillers, it’s contributing to the rapid aging effect. It also gives them a very simian look

And the one behind her that says, “Soon,” says what I’m thinking.

“Your oppression triggers me!”

“Ivanka,” “Daddy” and “Explode” are three words I never want to see in close proximity to each other. 

Maybe he meant busy for her, which has lately entailed more shoe changes and wardrobe downgrades (she had to wear a baseball hat in public ffs!) than she’s accustomed to. These contingencies no doubt far exceed the terms specified in her pending divorce settlement which will require renegotiation now.

Melanoma to the group of “inner city” kids forced to attend this event as photo op props: “So who has a garden at home?”

I didn’t get why she went on that show. Is it because no reputable program would have her? Or because she truly believed that a quack peddling diet pills was the best shoe platform for her message of empowering female complicity?

Brings new meaning to the term, “Family Court.” I’d watch the shit out of that show.

I really don’t think she’s that complex of a human being. She’s a woman of average intelligence (which is to say significantly smarter than her husband) who shares her husband’s one sacred value (an inhuman love of money) and spends the bulk of her time thinking about how to spend it on things she likes — fashion,…

I like a frilly frock as much as any woman on her way to a cocktail party, but the Trump women make the oddest sartorial choices wrt the seriousness of the occasion. Remember Ivanka’s baby pink bowed number at G20? It’s almost like they don’t want a seat at the table or to be taken seriously. These are women who come…

I’ll be satisfied when the shit is 6-feet deep above his forehead.