My guess is it’s all the farts she’s been holding in for the past 15 years. Hubby is so proud that he’s never heard one slip out but by the laws of physics they have to go somewhere.

That speechy was a real, uh, puff piece, devoid of irony, signifying nothing.

Speaking of terrible men, Matt Lauer in particular, everything you need to know about the man is in what he did to Ann Curry. And the way he treated his own wife.

Or on the counterintelligence mission of his life (is what I tell myself to get through the news cycle each day).

Have you ever noticed how in all the pictures of her that are not glamour-related — especially the disaster stuff — she keeps as much of her head hatted and sunglassed? It’s like she’s hoping that when history catches up with them, she’ll be able to claim she wasn’t there.

“To voice dissent publicly would mean I’m not part of the team. When you’re part of a team, you’re part of a team,” she says. “That doesn’t mean everyone in the Third Reich has homogeneous views – we don’t, and I think that’s good and healthy – but that doesn’t mean we’re publicly undermining [each other] and this…

If I were Mueller, I’d keep an eye out for a sudden influx of cash from Alpha Bank, Bank of Cyprus or some such into her family’s bank account.

“It was in a direct message in the application Twitter.”

You just know she was congratulating herself for her cleverness in coming up with a line that has all the poetry of a deodorant slogan.

Whether she’s covering for his senility or just the fact that he’s a congenital asshole with a tendency to incriminate himself, she could come in like Nurse Ratched or the senior advisor she supposedly is, and assertively take a seat at the table. Either would be preferable to her diminishing herself — just saying hi,…

Wouldn’t surprise me at all. She seems as wooden and unoriginal as Ivanka herself.

At this point if she can just keep Andrew away from Jeffrey Epstein and his ilk, she’d probably count it as a win. On the upside, him having set such a low bar now opens up the dating field for the royal family considerably and in largely healthy ways.

The interviewer notes that Linton had to be persuaded to pose in “beautiful dresses”

It wasn’t an oversight. If anything, it’s derivative. The wrinkled refugee-chic look is all the rage in Washington these days.

I’m not one of the faithful but give this man a church. Osteen’s congregation could use some new leadership. Just sayin’.

His face also isn’t going to operate on itself

Considering he thinks everyone, from hurricane survivors to boy scouts, is coming out to rally for him, I think we can safely assume he thinks he is the sun around which Obama orbits. There are no traditions, only things he just thought up.

Trust in plastic surgery with all your heart
and lean not on your own god-given face;
in all your ways submit to it,
and it will make your nose straight.

I’ve gotten to the point where the “live” part is optional for me.

It appears he also thoughtfully brought two colorways, should the customers, ahem people, want to see them modeled before purchasing. One hat goes for $40, but just for you, I can offer two hats for $100.