“Louise told me this was a good idea.”

Did he borrow those hiking clogs from his son?

In this case I think it has less to do with how she identifies and more with the fact that she spent the vast majority of her life living as a white male of singular privilege (and a more rarified existence than even 99.99% of white men). Whether she likes it or not — and it seems she liked it very much given her…

Many sides, many sides

If you read between the lines of that statement put out by her publicist, it actually says: “I apologize for embarrassing my husband to whose wealth I am devoted, I am deeply sorry for jeopardizing the pre-nup I signed, but must of all I regret the damage I may have caused to the tax overhaul Mr. Mnuchin wants to push…

By the laws of that world a/k/a “The Jerry Hall Principle,” she may still have value to an older, grosser, richer crypt keeper. She’ll have some mileage on her but her tires will have been kicked, parts inspected, and she’ll be branded certified pre-owned by Mnuchin.

According to Wikipedia, it’s a for-profit law school, kinda like, you know, Trump University. She’d be lucky to be able to wipe her ass with the paper that degree is printed on.

I don’t think I could i.d. her in a lineup of Park Avenue wives.

All the stars

Her every utterance is proof that Mnuchin has a very tiny penis.

I will see your idyllic grassy knoll and raise you one vat of boiling oil and six generations of shit clowns being lowered into it. I’m talking about Game of Thrones, what did you think I was talking about?

I like the idea of Pizza Rat being part of the resistance. Now if we could only get him to project a swastika on to Trump Tower...

I’m guessing it was more like 60 seconds from the time he was alerted to the existence of Frazier’s statement and him putting an uppity black man in his place.

Mika-Joe-Rosie threesome. The cardboard cutout must be present.

The response might be more like, “Wow, look at the baby on that forehead!”

He shot his wad on healthcare and then it died

Judging by the theatrical delivery, pausing and repeating, arms folded like a petulant child, I highly doubt that moment was really improvised. It might’ve been a surprise to his generals, but methinks it has the lyrical signature of a Bannon or Miller. They fed it to him at some point and he’s been keeping it in his…

Every K-pop star...

Can we talk about Lara Trump’s elevation to Chief Propagandist? I feel like these two things are clearly related and she’s somehow behind this McEnany move. She’s said to be running the show over at Trump Sputnik. LT scares me more than any of the Trump kids in her rabid zeal for her Fuhrer. Her marriage to Gums…

To be fair, 2 years ago Trump was tweeting plenty of Trumpy things including shit about Hillary’s emails and building a wall. His comments about Obama not being an American citizen date back to 2011. They may not have anticipated his election, but these conservative dipshits get no pass from me.