This is the equivalent of getting employees to write positive Glassdoor reviews about your shitty company, only about a thousand times more juvenile and pathetic.
This is the equivalent of getting employees to write positive Glassdoor reviews about your shitty company, only about a thousand times more juvenile and pathetic.
I think Barron’s fate is currently hanging somewhere between becoming an EVP for the Trump Corporation when he turns 12, and being locked in an attic with meals fed to him through a slot at the bottom of the door, for his own, you know, protection.
Well, he did say he was going dark.
Right, because when anyone hears the name Scaramucci, they think, “nuance.”
I want them to release the full interview transcript, because we all know there’s a lot more where that came from.
That is an incredibly poetic way to describe the human shit stain that currently defiles the WH, and far more than he deserves.
‘Paddy wagon’? What century does this hideous and demented orange corpse live in?
Pretty soon, all current titles will be irrelevant. Trump and his toadies all be given over-the-top made up titles like Beautiful Kommander, Tremendous Marshal, Bigly General and children will be taught to sing a national anthem penned by Kid Rock.
That’s what I thought too, but I see now that his strategy is to end every sentence with “I love the president,” or some sycophantic shit, which makes up for the fact that he’s stealing his boss’ thunder. And by thunder, I mean farts.
When informed the girls were not European Caucasians, Trump said, “Oh, then nevermind.”
So basically he’s Goebbels without the integrity
Just like his new boss, all that fancy education couldn’t scrub either of them of that badabing badaboom shiny track suit vibe.
It’s a good time to be a Russian troll online and in meat space. Future Amerikans will be singing lullabies to their troll babies in the not-too-distant future about Lavrov and the Fall of the United States.
To me it’s the difference between a doctor who performs euthanasia for the purposes of alleviating suffering vs. a bunch of rich people who answer a craigslist add to smother grandma cuz she’s gonna die anyway.
“No your the mispellor!”
Right? Please tell me this is a parody and not Univision dipping it’s toe into some new telenovela editorial strategy. I’m a Gawker refugee clinging to a last piece of flotsam of what’s left of that empire, but this piece might prompt me to let go...
Also implicit: 1) his hand gestures to her torso as he’s making his appraisal, 2) talking about her physical attributes to her husband in the third person and 3) when he says to the two women at the end, “Go have a good time.” He might as well have said “little ladies” as he and the men go and talk about important…
Sheldon Adelson is another one. Like who do these people think they’re fooling?
I never trust rich, powerful men who use cheap, single process hair dye in the wrong shade. It’s the biggest tell.
Considering he called Trump Steaks the “world’s greatest” I’d say “high quality” counts as shade.