She’s not my first choice for mayor, but I thought her concession speech the next morning was exceptionally gracious given the circumstances, and if it took her a few hours to compose herself to do it, then I’m ok with that.

Oh kids are cute little tyrants, but most don’t have the power to actually fire staff. I think it says more about the parent who goes on Larry King to brag about it. Maybe Barron is a little angel, and I certainly don’t think it’s cool for people to speculate about him, but if I have any empathy to give it’s for the…

Doesn’t seem like it.

Karma’s a bitch and so is this former escort. Maybe if she stopped making a literal federal case out of every rumor, they go away. Lady doth protest too much.

Plastic surgery. Great for wrinkles, bad for facial expressions. I legit thought she was in her late 50's, early 60's. Turns out she’s 49.

Good point. It would also serve to cover up the blinding whiteness of the skin around his eyes from his tanning bed goggles that I find tedious to gaze upon as well.

I too found myself in an awkward position agreeing with white supremacists that he would look better with a pillowcase over his head.

Please, dear god, let Anna Wintour unleash her icicles of fury.

Seriously. It looks like something Maria von Trapp might cook up with a bed-in-a-bag.

... and white. His face is a permanent get-out-of-jail card.

Thanks! You’re welcome to use my name. I’d be honored if ShmataHari enjoyed a life outside the kinjasphere.

Ikat Jacket Man cries for all of us

Considering Melania once boasted that her precious future-douchebag of a son has fired many nannies and servants, I feel bad for none of them. Feeling bad for a kid like that is what gave us Ethan Couch.

... or Natalie Morales, Lara Spencer, Giada deLaurentiis, etc. The best adjective I can muster for his looks is ‘bland.’ My guess is what he found so unforgivable in Curry was her immunity to him.

He’s not just a terrible “journalist” he’s a terrible person. Considering how he fucked over Anne Curry and allegedly fucked over his wife as a rampant womanizer, is it any surprise that he fucked over Hillary and gave ole orangina tiny hands a pass?

Apart from her major deficits as a human being, the thing I keep thinking every time I see her is if you’re half-Klingon, side swept bangs really do not work.

Talk about a pot calling a kettle... orange.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say... millennial. Not for playing the game, but for that don’t-give-a-shit reaction.

Seriously. That logo is channeling a circa 1980's Massengill ad hard.