This so needs a “Thanks, Obama!” meme.
This so needs a “Thanks, Obama!” meme.
I came here to say I hope they’ll do Dog’s take on Hair Fuhrer.
She even got a poncho out of it
One day I hope his eyes will meet up with Ted Cruz’s spittle on a beach in Zihuatanejo.
If only everyone responded the way you did. Indifference is an attention whore’s kryptonite.
Ted: Carly, that’s not how we rehearsed your exit.
Legalizing prostitution would be plausible. Although anything sex positive would not work with Republicans, even if it might result in fewer arrests for them.
Is there any way to turn this Slovenian soap opera into a reality show? Because the world needs more consonants.
“... and one of those birds came up to me and said, ‘Mr. Trump, you’ve got good-sized hands...’”
“Ted Cruz? An inspiration to every kid in America — and Canada — who worries that he’ll never be able to run for president because nobody likes him.”
Someone please make this horror movie right now, where the anti-abortion activist wakes up with a new uterus AND pregnant, after a night spent harassing women in bars.
Sounds like a great app idea. I’d add a feature that would allow you to troll their social media accounts and ‘shop pictures of their grandma, grandpa, sister, dog on to it. Or Ted Cruz.
Same plastic surgeon probably
Tried Ritter Sport Cornflakes on a lark, have never looked back. Breakfast of champions.
Every bit of it is hardcore.
Straight up schadenfreude for me. No sympathy for Jeb!
Also known as Dolezal’s Law.
Agreed. This kid is no Malala. He had public opinion solidly and rightfully on his side but this move taints his moral high ground with opportunism. It’s probably due to bad (greedy) legal counsel. His parents should have better sense too. A stronger message would be to sue for a symbolic amount and a public apology,…
A Louis Dreyfus you say? (They’re cousins btw)
Los Bagel needs to happen. In NYC. Now.