Am i the only one who would've gone out and tried to talk to it...?

As a 40-year old with sophisticated taste, bite me Jezzie. Just add more fuel to that "life (FOR WOMEN) really ends at 35" why don't we?

When shooting what is basically his gun but I think he call me a cretin and explain it is some sort of laser cannon, "Blam! I murdered you!" At first it is really strange to read, becomes unsettling, and now makes me laugh.

Okay, I have never read this comic, or even HEARD of this comic, and on top of that, I hate stupid action movies.

Rocket's stats include "Tendency to Bite." Amazing.

I really love this outfit.

What about those of us who aren't afraid of clowns, we just think they're stupid?

It COULD otherwise be a wacky situation where the kid's mom had hooked up with both guys in the same time frame, and she was never sure which of them was the father, and then the mom died and the kid moved in with both possible dads and had wacky adventures.

They'd better learn how "working from home" works on shitty days before they inevitable join the drones in the workforce where NOTHING will keep your office from shutting down because REVENUE.

I love the comment about how kids shouldn't be hanging out on roofs because they are expensive, not because climbing on the roof is dangerous.
Yes, I am old.

Times like these, I really miss those campy, catty recaps that Richard Lawson used to do.

Praying for a nougat tennis bracelet...

"This year's death of Sexy Olympic DBags" is a hilarious typo that makes Sochi sound like The Hunger Games.

Kostenburg is the new face of cuckold porn

Yeah, you lost me at "8:30 pace" in the first line of that workout. I'm one of the overweight people this article is targeted for. I do run already, and my running pace is almost 2x that. My husband lovingly teases me that what is running to me is walking or speedwalking to everyone else. I'm fat and have short…

How boring of you!!! Why wouldn't you at least check the ring?

Legalize it.

Wow, lot of jokes on a dark day in Corvette history.