I watched Center Stage so many times as a teenager that anytime I hear Michael Jackson's "The Way You Make Me Feel" I start to twirl around like a lunatic.

We must run in very different crowds.

"Super sexy R. Kelly sex", like the kind of not-at-all-sexy rape-y sex that he used to regularly solicit from underage girls? Seriously, though? Seriously? Ugh.

much wood

Thanks, now I'll have to be telling everyone I'm having a dust allergy attack for the rest of the day.

omg i love this meme, god bless america indeed

That's a clothing ad? I thought it was for the ASPCA. Love the beagle.

Such brave. Wow.

You bet she is!

The real star is Chris Traeger as Passionate Audience Member #1.

So are you going to stop posting your selfies to Twitter, Erin?

Gloria, Oprah, Loretta and Bill? Is this some weird AARP gang bang?

Human interactions are dehumanizing?

I love old dogs. I don't think that most people appreciate them until they have a senior dog. My girl died last year and I just have all this love when I see an old dog now. There's this old yellow lab in our neighborhood that totters up to me when she's outside and I walk by. I think it's the little spark of puppy in…

Oh, my god (dog?), she is just the sweetest little lump of love! She looks like she'd be a great cuddle partner.

Awww! I would give her love and kisses, scarf or no scarf! Seriously, my house is the place most dog owners in my neighborhood start with when their dogs get loose because they know I'll give them love so they show up at my door. I make a fuss over them when they walk by my house on their walks, so they figure they'll…

I will go to bed happy tonight. I'd also like to introduce you to CoCo Puffin who lives in Austin, Texas. She's a fancy pittie too. Friend her on Facebook. She eats a lot of brisket tacos.

Dayum. Unwarranted attack. I don't think this post deserved that at all. I can taste your bitterness from here and it's making me employ a sour face.

Soft and gentle. Yes - I am a fabric conditioner.