My girlfriend was a Nielson Diary person last year. We answered it very honestly, and loaded that log book up with RuPaul's Drag Race, every episode of The Real Housewives the aired that week, and as many PBS documentaries as we could fit in! Trying to skew the averages as best we could!

I've always been tempted to setup in one of those shared offices for days that I telecommute. If it's actually filled with "oddball freelancers" then it would be even more intriguing.

Uh, WHAT? Donna Meagle, anyone!?

Simon Malls are mandating that all stores need to open at 8pm and stay open until 10pm the following day. I know this because I work at one, and guess who gets to work on Thanksgiving Day? THIS ONE!

You hook them up with impoverished aristocrats! That's the way it's always been done.

Where is this magical place that dogs are allowed in coffee shops?? Where I live my dog's not even allowed on an outdoor patio if it's part of a food serving establishment.

A size 12 chin in the 50s was like a size 4 chin today. FACT.

Just saying, Stevie Nicks is the closest thing to a real life witch that exists:

This is the best movie in the world to watch high. I am not even joking. The best. THE UNDERSEA PART IS A REVELATION.

I always loved Endora! Samantha would have been okay were it not for that total drip she married. Derwood sucked.

endora, all the way. obvs.

Helena Bonham Carter, IRL. End of discussion.

Oh by far the most fashionable. Loved Endora and Samantha.

Samantha...

Hermione, because she only uses her powers for good. Also, she's smarter than you.

MISS PRICE FROM BEDKNOBS & BROOMSTICKS!

Sorry, you guys. No fucking contest.

I just feel like everything is against Snorlax. He likes to eat and he HAS to sleep after all that vigorous eating, unless someone is ALWAYS playing a magical flute to make him move, what is he supposed to do?!