Sorry, OESD. Not OED. The OED is boring. OESDs are super cute.

This OED was the standout star for me, too. So fluffy!

This dog is the breakout star of this video! His "Dafuq?" face is killing me over here.

Fluffy dog at 1:10 is excited by all the people dropping their snacks on the floor.

I would have been so disappointed to learn it was a prank.

Call me crazy, but this just sounds like a modern Cryano de Bergerac, but with Facebook as Cyrano? Transforming yourself into the perfect lover through the knowledge/experience of a third party is a classic romantic comedy plot. This seems sort of clever and honest about how people do meet these days. I mean the movie…

Smith live-blogged the induction of a bunch of original muppets donated by Jim Henson's daughter. I was all teary-eyed and getting choked up when they tweeted the pic of Piggy wearing the diamond. It immediately made me grin an reminded me that the last thing the father of the muppets would want is for his fans to be…

Superior.

Now when I see Paris Hilton I just see a blond Kyle. This is what happens when you are desperate to hold on to your early 20s sexy party girl phase. It's like get a new hobby.

Top stories about Paris Hilton and the Jonas Brothers? Did we flash back to 2005 when I wasn't looking?

That is unbelievably bizarre! Who refuses a handshake?! Short of some very bizarre and particular circumstances that I'm sure you would have mentioned if they applied, I cannot think of a good excuse for that.

The "one eye sorta half-closed" thing is very Tim & Erik Awesome Show. I love it. I can't wait to watch this.

Encino Man has far more charisma than Joe Giudice.

These are all wrong, the answer is always a motorcycle

I've seen Law and Order SVU enough times to know how this will play out.

Joe, you bring nothing but disgust and disappointment to the table.

I must be unusually squeamish, but the sight of babies and young children eating anything, including (or perhaps especially) cake does not make me want to eat food, it looks retch-worthy gross.

"Both dresses are ugly."

After reading the excerpts from Melissa Gorga's book I need hundreds of puppies & kittens AND a dirty vodka martini. or two. or three...